The NOB game

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wild bill buttock
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Its rude
Its crude
Its childish

Its blatantly ripped off from a "Young ones" book.

Simply replace the word "LOVE" in your favourite rock and roll records title with the word "NOB".As well as giving one hours of Finbarr Saunders style Fnarr fnarr chuckles,it may actually give a true insite into the mind of the lyricist.

For Example;
Led Zeppelin's Whole lotta LOVE becomes Whole lotta NOB.And a far more truthful title if old Golden god is to be believed .

Other examples include;
The Mis$ion-NOB me to death(Again far more truthfull if Pete Burns is to be believed)
The Cure-NOB cats(Ditto if Fat Bob's persian,Tiddles,is to be believed)
The photographs of God I bought have almost faded away
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Temple of Knob? :lol:
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Killing Joke-Nob Like Blood
the Neph-Nob Under Will (Young?)
Bee Gees-How Deep is your Nob
Phil Collins- Groovy Kind Of Nob
Percy Sledge- When A Man Nobs A Woman

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The Damned - Nob Nob Nob.
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scotty wrote:The Damned - Nob Nob Nob.

err...keith...you're supose to change the word LOVE in the song title




not the words Neat or Noise :roll:


the Damned - Nob Song :wink:
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The Nephs - Nob under will (sorry should read before writng)
Joy Division - Nob will tear us apart
Nob me nob my dog - can't remember who did it though
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the Cult - Nob
the Cult - Nob Removal Machine
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P.I.L. - This Is Not A Nob Song
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much better is the embedded swearing game in HL. :twisted:

take the first letter of every word and bingo, or
in some cases take first letter of every new line.

this i've been playing on and off for years ;D
Goths have feelings too
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That sound's like a good idea, but
who would take the time to work out
a sentence just so he could swear

That would be too much. :lol:
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jande wrote:That sound's like a good idea, but
who would take the time to work out
a sentence just so he could swear

That would be too much. :lol:
started way back when [apparently] writing grovelling letters etc to a boss i didn't like. he got called a wanker and a c*nt many times :innocent: :wink:
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Too Much Nob Will Kill You - Queen.
Sugar Baby Nob - The Rubettes.
I Nob, You Nob. - Gary Glitter.
Under The Moon Of Nob. - Showaddywaddy.
All You Need Is Nob. - The Beatles.
I Wanna Know What Nob Is (I Want You To Show Me). - Chicago?
Nob Is The Drug. -Roxy Music.
I Dont Want Your Nob.- Duran Duran.
Nob Me Like A Reptile. - Motorhead.
Dirty Nob. -Motorhead.
Cradle Of Nob. - Billy Idol.
Nob Shack. - B52's
Nob My Way. - Psycadelic Furs.
I Just Called To Say I Nob You. - Stevie Wonder.
The Power Of Nob. - Huey Lewis & The News.
Fool For You Nobbing. - Whitesnake.
Sacrifice My Nob. - Madonna.
Nob Is All Around Me. - Wet Wet Wet.
I Dont Nob you Anymore. - Quireboys.
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Lmao :D

Boogie Pimps - Somebody to Nob
Kaiser Chiefs - Everyday I Nob You Less And Less
Will Young - All Time Nob
Massive Attack - Give Me A Reason To Nob You
Debbie Gibson - Shake Your Nob
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Nob Me Tender. - Elvis Presley.
Burning Nob. - Elvis Presley.
Hot Nob. - T Rex.
Cuz I Nob U.- Slade.
She Nobs You. The Beatles.
Strangenob. - Depeche Mode.
Nobsexy.- Prince.
Nob Me Do.- The Beatles.
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Sweet Nobber Hangover - Nob and Rockets ;)
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True Nob Will Find You In The End - Daniel Johnson
(I Nob You) To The Moon And Back - Spectrum
My Nob For You Never Died Away But My Soul Gave Out And Withered - Spectrum
I Nob You - Spacemen 3

Can we do it for LP titles also?
Nob - The Cult
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paint it black wrote:much better is the embedded swearing game in HL. :twisted:

take the first letter of every word and bingo, or
in some cases take first letter of every new line.

this i've been playing on and off for years ;D
Nice One, Boy.
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NOB is only a feeling
i believe in a thing called NOB
NOB on the rocks (with no ice)
i NOB you five times

all darkness

NOB is a many splendoured thing - ?
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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hallucienate wrote:
paint it black wrote:much better is the embedded swearing game in HL. :twisted:

take the first letter of every word and bingo, or
in some cases take first letter of every new line.

this i've been playing on and off for years ;D
Nice One, Boy.
good one :notworthy: :notworthy: :wink:
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jande wrote:Joy Division - Nob will tear us apart
Burn wrote:the Cult - Nob Removal Machine
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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I’ll laugh for you, and I’ll dance for you
But don’t ask me to shed any tears when I have to go
You are a joy and a pleasure to nob and to hold
Your promises, are as pure as the driven snow
Passing shapes in the night the touch distraut and light
As you brightly shine, your nob tonight is mine

and

...Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got Nob in my tummy and I feel like Nobbing you...

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NMA - I Nob The World
NMA - No Greater Nob
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REM - The One I Nob
New Order - Bizarre Nob Triangle :eek:
Moz - The Youngest Was The Most Nobbed
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Why Do You Nob Me? - Garbage
The Meaning Of Nob - Depeche Mode
Nobbers Rock - The Clash
Tainted Nob - Soft Cell
Nob And Money - The Network
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Ghost Dance - Dr Nob
Billy Ocean - Nob Really Hurts Without You
Ghost Dance - The Nob I Need.
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