The NOB game

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Gary Glitter - I nob you nob me nob :eek:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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House Of Love - I Don't Know Why I Nob You
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hallucienate wrote:House Of Nob - I Don't Know Why I Nob You
Ahem ;)
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The Doors - Nob Street
The Beatles - All You Need is Nob
Cher - Do you believe in life after nob?
Jennifer Rush - The Power of Nob
Grace Slick - Do you need somebody to Nob


Are you living for Nob?
I can wait a long long time before I hear another nob song
I can nob my fellow man, but I'm damned if I'll nob yours

Nob for the party Nob for the nation
Nob for the fix for the fabrication
Nob for the corpse for the corporation
Nob for the death and for the defecation
Romance and assassination
Give me the nob of genocide
Give me nob
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Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Nob Missile F1-11
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Maybe that should be Sigue Sigue Spunknik?

Coat already on, "Taxi for Wolstenholme" :oops:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Haircut 100 - Nob Plus One
Elton John - Can You Feel The Nob Tonight
Madness - It Must Be Nob
Peter Starstead - Where do you go to, my nobbly
Poison - Nob on the Rocks

(Nob is a many splintered thing...)
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markfiend wrote:Maybe that should be Sigue Sigue Spunknik?

Coat already on, "Taxi for Wolstenholme" :oops:
What is that Taxi thing?

Being culturally illiterate, I haven't the foggiest, but not so long ago you couldn't go 5 minutes in school without some nob shouting it :|
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After searching the h/d

Will young - All Time Knob
Vittorio Grigolo - In The Hands Of Knob
Marvin Gaye - The Knob Collection
The Whispers - It's A Love Thing
The Goo Goo Dolls - Let Knob In
Fistfull Of Knob - Antony & The Johnsons
Clor - Knob & Pain
Song 4 Knobbers - Liberty X
Truck Knob -Die Haut & Cave
Prove My Love - Violent Femmes
Knob Razor - White Zombie

It Looks Like Knob - Josh Rouse,
Can't Hurry Love - Phil Collins
A Million Knob Songs - Take That
New Model Army - The Knob Of Hopeless Causes

Flame Thrower Knob - Dead Boys
Used To Knob U - John Legend
Craig David - Don't Knob You No More
Knob To Be Hated - Agnostic Front
I Knob You - Adolescents
No One's Gonna Knob You Like Me - Music From The Film Brokeback Mountain
Gotta Lotta Knob - Ice T

Sad Knobner - Pantera
Where Is My Knob - Cat Power
Elvis Presley - Knob Songs
Ain't No Way (You Won't Knob Me) - Chris Brown
Ringo Starr - Choose Knob
As Long As You Love Me - Backsteret Boys
Suffocated Knob - Tricky

With Our Knob - Talking Heads
Endless Knob - Mariah Carey
Latest Knobber - Pantera
Liz McClarnon - Women In Knob

Your Knob Keeps Liffin' Me Higher and Higher - Jackie Wilson
Wish I Never Loved You - Buzzcocks
Not Too Late For Knob - Beverley Knight
Misery Knobs Company - D.R.I.
Givin' My KNob To You - Gong
Today Your Knob, Tommorow The World(s) - Screaching Weasels
Joanie Knobs Johnny - Screaching Weasels
Knob in a Trashcan - John Wayne Bobbit, sorry The Raveonettes
Why Won't You Give Me Your Knob - The Zutons
Knobstain - Jose Gonzales
Share Your Knob With Me - Kenny Rogers
You´ll Never Find Another Knob Like Mine - Michael Buble
You Don't Knob Me No More - Natalie

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The Smithereens - Nob and Roses
Bill Withers - Nobbly Day
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Has "Nob is a many splintered thing" been mentioned? You can get ointment for that................... :lol:

How about the old Jefferson Airplane classic:
Jefferson Airplane wrote:Don't you want somebody to nob?
Don't you need somebody to nob?
Wouldn't you nob somebody to nob?
You better find somebody to nob?
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Meat Loaf:
I Would Do Anything For Nob
Dead Ringer For Nob
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The Stone Roses : Nob Spreads
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EvilBastard wrote:The Doors - Nob Street
The Beatles - All You Need is Nob
Cher - Do you believe in life after nob?
Jennifer Rush - The Power of Nob
Grace Slick - Do you need somebody to Nob


Are you living for Nob?
I can wait a long long time before I hear another nob song
I can nob my fellow man, but I'm damned if I'll nob yours

Nob for the party Nob for the nation
Nob for the fix for the fabrication
Nob for the corpse for the corporation
Nob for the death and for the defecation
Romance and assassination
Give me the nob of genocide
Give me nob
Nob for the corpse. :lol:
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The KLF - What time is Nob?

Pat Benatar - Nob Is a Battlefield

The BeNobbed - Sweet Harmony

G Nob and Special Sauce - Cold Beverage

Meat Nob - Paradise By The Dashboardlight

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For Greater Good - Ambient Music for the Masses...
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wild bill buttock wrote:Its blatantly ripped off from a "Young ones" book.

Simply replace the word "LOVE" in your favourite rock and roll records title with the word "NOB".
And don't cheat by putting too many swear words in. Just turning it into Poo Bum Wobble Botty Nob Nob Sex is too easy ;)
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'i wanna know what nob is... i want you to show me....'

but not all at once.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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emilystrange wrote:but not all at once.
you're quite definate about that then?...good :wink: :innocent:
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As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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I Cant Get Enough Of Your Nob. - Free, or was it Bad Company?
The Greatest Nob Of All.- Whitney Houston.
Save Your Nob. - Rene & Renata.
Nob Grows Where My Rosemary Goes. - ??????
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Ian Brown : Nob Like A Fountain
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Driven wrote:Ian Brown : Nob Like A Fountain
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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