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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 047610.stm

they came
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lol :)
this is the same reason they used this inside and outside railwaystations.
but I have some doubts about the effect ....
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Barry Manilow can scare anything short of a brick, hence the men squeezinf bricks out their bikes at the end of the show in holloway street. This is what the world has come to: playing Barry Manilow to scare toddlers. The hooror! The horror!

So, hobknobs all around then, hmm?
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But they won`t solve the problem like that. Once the kiddies have gone, there will be gangs of oldtimers hanging around, including the Hell`s Grannies..
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You may all scoff.But when Barry Mainly-Nose played Blenheim palace many years ago,the locals held a petition against the gig as they feared a "Hells angel" element might invade the town. :lol:
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They tried piping opera into bus stops - the only reason was to increase the vandalism! :lol:

I really liked Mr. Saravinovski's statement...
Daggy music is one way to make the hoons leave an area, because they can't stand the music
I can just imagine Prescott or some other minister standing up and saying "We'll be playing f**king horrible death metal to scare off chavs, sorted!"

Although the thought of the civil service being that switched on is frankly impossible. :wink:
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they play classical music very loud at the main train station in Hamburg to scare the homeless off. :lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:they play classical music very loud at the main train station in Hamburg to scare the homeless off. :lol:
Wot about Masques by the Mi**ion ;D
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weebleswobble wrote:
canon docre wrote:they play classical music very loud at the main train station in Hamburg to scare the homeless off. :lol:
Wot about Masques by the Mi**ion ;D
it would scare everyone off - not just the homeless.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:they play classical music very loud at the main train station in Hamburg to scare the homeless off. :lol:
That's what they do in a city close to where I live. To scare drug addicts off.
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Has it worked, though?
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canon docre wrote:they play classical music very loud at the main train station in Hamburg to scare the homeless off. :lol:
Sounds like a typical city council, scaring the homeless off rather than making a bit of effort to solve the problem. What do we vote for, pay taxes to these people for :?: :evil:

Sorry for being a bit over-serious perhaps.

Barry Manilow should work though. If not then the chavs really have problems.
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timsinister wrote:Has it worked, though?
Partly. They moved elsewhere within the city and keep moving!
At least people feel more safe to go to the train and bus station.
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