One night, after a long evening of drinking, Andrew was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.
After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living sh1t out of her.
Some people passing by spotted this and called the police.
As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman."
07/06/06-Another ***** Joke
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Rule #1: Don't put the punchline in the subject of the post, it kinda ruins the ending 
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I still don't get it...
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I thought Rule#1 was don't talk about fight club?hallucienate wrote:Rule #1: Don't put the punchline in the subject of the post, it kinda ruins the ending
Duly Edited, call the comedy cops!
and Blast dinny worry, add it to the list............
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d'ye mean dinnae or dinna?
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dinny-dinnae-gettae as in GTF
Ta for the help on the Wegie
Ta for the help on the Wegie
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that'll be Weegie, ya fud
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weebleswobble
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Oh for fcuk sake............ 
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Knife? We don't need no stinking knife.......Petseri wrote:You have been called a fud. I next predict a picture with a bloody knife.
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E'en ah spick better Weegie than Wibblywobbly. 
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That's right I don't..........weebleswobble wrote:Knife? We don't need no stinking knife.......Petseri wrote:You have been called a fud. I next predict a picture with a bloody knife.
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Australians, dontcha just love 'em?
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Fair play Wee Man but that be verging on MexicanIzzy HaveMercy wrote:E'en ah spick better Weegie than Wibblywobbly.
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The MacHeartlanders take all the best of the East/West divide and truly shag it up-anyway I was a West End posh Boy (as if)
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weebleswobble wrote:Fair play Wee Man but that be verging on MexicanIzzy HaveMercy wrote:E'en ah spick better Weegie than Wibblywobbly.
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The MacHeartlanders take all the best of the East/West divide and truly shag it up-anyway I was a West End posh Boy (as if)
Haw fannybaws, gies a swatch a yer purse, ya dobber!