Should there Be Censorship on Heartland?

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Should there Be Censorship on Heartland?

Yes
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No
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and because the Libran in me can't abide strife...

'The friend I have is a passionate friend
But I can't see you buying'

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That's from Scanners Josh, am I right?

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life, which kind of freaked me out a bit :eek: .
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Playing the Goff Card

I have a right to be here!
I have a right to dress!
I like my corsets, boots, and make-up,
I'm goff like all the rest.

Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**k!
Don't you write a word
Else you'll hurt my feelings and
I'll tell the moderator!

I'll tell him you are being mean
Like the kids were back in school.
I 'll tell him that my feelings count
You can't play me the fool!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck!
I might be a pretentious Bitch,
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!

The kids in school they spurned me
So I went and bought a gun
If they keep it up they'll pay
And then, I'll have some fun!

So Shut up Shut up Shut up you F**ck
I might be a pretentious Bitch
But 'cause I'm goth you can't tell me that
Else your comments will be ditched!!
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You're starting again. Stop. This fire's already dying down, there's no need to keep fanning it.
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Dark wrote:You're starting again. Stop. This fire's already dying down, there's no need to keep fanning it.
The flames are in us all (no pun intended). :twisted: think I say...think!!!!
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No comment.
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wild bill buttock wrote:Image
Yes, but I think we need to adress the more important issue here, in that we're out of Llamas.
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d00mw0lf wrote:
wild bill buttock wrote:Image
Yes, but I think we need to adress the more important issue here, in that we're out of Llamas.
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The Solution:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

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Out of llamas..? :eek:

I think it's time for an Alpaca:

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Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama
Farmer, llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama, duck

:notworthy: @ The Monty Python reference ;)

And yes, I do know it off by heart :innocent:
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Motz wrote:Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama
Farmer, llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama, duck

:notworthy: @ The Monty Python reference ;)

And yes, I do know it off by heart :innocent:
It IS a highly addictive song, innit? ;)

'specially love the 'alarm a llama' sentence. Reminded me of Tom Petty's 'I met a girl with that tattoo too'.

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There isn't any censorship on HL.

At all.
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And if there is, I'll make it my m*****n to uncover it! :innocent:
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Motz wrote:And if there is, I'll make it my m*****n to uncover it! :innocent:
I will as well.There should be no sub-m*****n to this sort of f**king s**t. :wink:
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I recently discovered you can say fucktard.

Gave me quite a bit of juvenile glee, that did ;D .
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I can say fuck too (and no content filter will pick up on it, so don't worry ;)), but it's probably not advisable to set such a poor example to the youngsters :P

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I should write a patch to prevent that, actually :|
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fucktard.f**k me so can I.
Can I say fuckpig?Yeah cool.

Can you say wankel rotary engine?
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boudicca wrote:I recently discovered you can say fucktard.

Gave me quite a bit of juvenile glee, that did ;D .
clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.
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Here was me thinking that a clusterfuck was a gangbang.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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markfiend wrote:Here was me thinking that a clusterfuck was a gangbang.
It's military slang for "a disastrous situation that results from the cumulative errors of several people or groups. In semi-polite company this is referred to as a Charlie Foxtrot."
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Maybe I should have included a ;) in my last post.

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wild bill buttock wrote:Can you say wankel rotary engine?
I just did.
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Bloody typical,you can have as many wanks as you like,but you can't have a f**k.

Very much like married life then.
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How about "Bigguth Dickuth"?

He wanks as high as anybody in Wome???
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