I'm not quite sure how you'd go about wabbit and covering - but I'm in no hurry to be the first to find out...mh wrote:No need, cos it's wabbit season.d00mw0lf wrote:Duck and cover, y'all...
Should there Be Censorship on Heartland?
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weebleswobble
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According to another forum Heartland is for
four eyed gay nazis
I'd hate for them to be chased away, this thread needs to morph into what's your favourite type of jam? or similar
four eyed gay nazis
I'd hate for them to be chased away, this thread needs to morph into what's your favourite type of jam? or similar
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weebleswobble wrote:According to another forum Heartland is for
four eyed gay nazis
Are they stupid or what : I certainly don't have four eyes !
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Left eye, right eye, brown eye, jap's eye.
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And "Lemmings"weebleswobble wrote:According to another forum Heartland is for
four eyed gay nazis
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
They musta misheard - this is a place for building landing strips for gay martians. Easy mistake to make...weebleswobble wrote:According to another forum Heartland is for
four eyed gay nazis
I'd hate for them to be chased away, this thread needs to morph into what's your favourite type of jam? or similar
Apricot jam is great.
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During WWII they made strawberry jam out of apples and artificial flavouring. People complained there were no pips, so the jam factories employed people to make fake pips out of tiny bits of wood.
Honest.
Honest.
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If that's true, it's the coolest thing ever.markfiend wrote:During WWII they made strawberry jam out of apples and artificial flavouring. People complained there were no pips, so the jam factories employed people to make fake pips out of tiny bits of wood.
Honest.
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How would you tell whether it's a real pip or a wooden pip though? Approximately the same nutritional content (i.e. none) and most real pips would just pass straight through unaffected the same as wooden ones.
After all, that's what the pips are "designed" to do; the strawberries get eaten and then the pips fall out the other end somewhere else and grow into a new plant.
After all, that's what the pips are "designed" to do; the strawberries get eaten and then the pips fall out the other end somewhere else and grow into a new plant.
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without wanting to sound like i'm censoring anything has this thread outlived its usefulness now?
is there anything left to say on the matter that hasnt already been said? does it have anything left to offer?
i see its already deviated waaaay off track... (thanks guys - you do me proud 
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personally, i dont find the first three quarters of it to be a pleasent read, and i'd hate any new members trawling through it and getting a false sense of what HL is about and what we're all like.
what would people think to my deleting it?
has this thread outlived its usefulness now?is there anything left to say on the matter that hasnt already been said? does it have anything left to offer?
i see its already deviated waaaay off track... (thanks guys - you do me proud
)personally, i dont find the first three quarters of it to be a pleasent read, and i'd hate any new members trawling through it and getting a false sense of what HL is about and what we're all like.
what would people think to my deleting it?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Great job though!
"Whadda you do then?"
"I make pips for fake strawberries!"
"Whadda you do then?"
"I make pips for fake strawberries!"
Can't you just delete everything before the fake strawberry stuff?Quiff Boy wrote: what would people think to my deleting it?
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yes...d00mw0lf wrote:Can't you just delete everything before the fake strawberry stuff?Quiff Boy wrote: what would people think to my deleting it?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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I HOPE YOU LIKE JAMMIN' TOO
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I think it deserves to be archived
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I think it's a good reference point for how things can be discussed, PoVs aired and shitstorms resolved, no?
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interesting...James Blast wrote:I think it's a good reference point for how things can be discussed, PoVs aired and shitstorms resolved, no?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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What were the strawberries being used for as part of the war effort? Top secret undercover summer fruit raiding parties, sneaking ashore at Dunkirk and Normandy to plant lethal RealPip mines designed to confuse the enemy? Were they joined by the Blackberry Watch (sorry), the Blue Berets (sorry again), and the Kings Own African Cherries on vital missions of national importance behind enemy lines. Were there recruiting posters designed to get young fruit fired-up with patriotic fervour? "Go on - Kick him in the Plums!"markfiend wrote:During WWII they made strawberry jam out of apples and artificial flavouring. People complained there were no pips, so the jam factories employed people to make fake pips out of tiny bits of wood.
Honest.
Surely this information is not covered by exceptions to the 50-Year Rule? We Want To Know! Perhaps we can erect a memorial to the fallen, Squished For Britain - there's still an empty plinth in Trafalgar Square, isn't there? What better place for such a tribute than alongside Britain's greatest gooseberry?
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Put it in the weeding session - it will become like the Troggs tapeQuiff Boy wrote:interesting...James Blast wrote:I think it's a good reference point for how things can be discussed, PoVs aired and shitstorms resolved, no?
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I'm more interested in pineapples, to be honest. You strawberry people are totally missing the real serious issue here, and personally I think that the whole strawberry thing was just a smokescreen all along to divert attention from this.
I know that they threw pineapples at each other, but there had to have been some top secret genetic modification plant somewhere to make 'em explode.
Think about it.
I know that they threw pineapples at each other, but there had to have been some top secret genetic modification plant somewhere to make 'em explode.
Think about it.
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