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...David Icke?

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He found God, & joined The Green Party. :urff:
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sistersvisions wrote:He found God, & joined The Green Party. :urff:
wasn't it god that found David Icke? :urff:
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
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scotty wrote:...David Icke?

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All I know is there is a "reptilian bloodline that rules the world".
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thanks for making my evening with this hilarious read.

:lol: :notworthy:
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canon docre wrote:thanks for making my evening with this hilarious read.

:lol: :notworthy:
You read all that? :eek:
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sistersvisions wrote:
canon docre wrote:thanks for making my evening with this hilarious read.

:lol: :notworthy:
You read all that? :eek:
go ahead. it's just words. it doesnt hurt. :wink:
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canon docre wrote:
sistersvisions wrote:
canon docre wrote:thanks for making my evening with this hilarious read.

:lol: :notworthy:
You read all that? :eek:
go ahead. it's just words. it doesnt hurt. :wink:
Turn me brain to mush it would.......
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canon docre wrote:
sistersvisions wrote:
canon docre wrote:thanks for making my evening with this hilarious read.

:lol: :notworthy:
You read all that? :eek:
go ahead. it's just words. it doesnt hurt. :wink:
It's not the words, it's all them bloody numbers in there. :lol:
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oh come on now. give it a try. it's great fun. ;D
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Whatever happened to http://www.lordlucan.com/lucan_story.htm :lol:

Apparently Lordy he's been spotted living the life of a hippy in Goa with nutter Dave Icke :lol:


The kidnapping of Shergar that still remains a mystery.The Kidnappers I guess had no experience handling of racehorses and how temperamental they can be.My conclusion is that Shergar was frightened and went loopy,probably in transit and the cowards were s**t scared and shot the poor horse.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/date ... 538595.stm
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sistersvisions wrote:It's not the words, it's all them bloody numbers in there. :lol:
If it's numbers ye be wantin', try this on for size...
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scotty wrote:...David Icke?
you do realise come Monday morning, the awesome power of markfiend and his Fortean Times and web surfing knowledge will be unleashed upon HL! :eek:

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scotty wrote:...David Icke?

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He truly is the King of kings. :lol:
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I tried looking at his website once..... I was drinking at the time as well, and by the gods did it do my head in! I seem to remember the "Illuminati" or whatever they were called... as in, Bush, Blair, the Queen, etc etc were all lizards - and that was the most easily digestible bit. I won't post a link to the site, as I don't want to be responsible for the casualties!
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I reckon he was onto something you know :lol:

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James Blast wrote:
scotty wrote:...David Icke?
you do realise come Monday morning, the awesome power of markfiend and his Fortean Times and web surfing knowledge will be unleashed upon HL! :eek:

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You fools! You finally did it!
Mwahahahahaa!!!!! :lol:

David Icke's website: www.davidicke.com now that will really turn your brain to mush! :lol:

On a more serious note, some Jewish groups thought that his stuff about the "lizard bloodlines" might have been some sort of code for "Jewish bloodlines"* and that Icke was a closet anti-semite. But they investigated him, and found that Icke genuinely appears to believe that various powerful family lines (notably the British Royal Family) are Lizards. In other words, OK he's a total whackjob, but at least he's not a racist whackjob.

* You know how it is; with these conspiracy theories, the centre of the conspiracy is almost always one (or more) of "The Jews", "The Freemasons" or "The Knights Templar". :|

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If a conspiracy is that big and that powerful:
  1. How come they haven't shut David Icke up
  2. It's pretty pointless worrying about it :|
On the other hand, he might be right. Let's go down the rabbit hole people... :twisted:
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Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
Come home you silly cow
We've baked a cake and all your friends are waiting
And David Icke would like to show us how
To love you back to life again now

By far David Icke's most important contribution to modern society.
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James Blast wrote:You fools! You finally did it!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:

classic scene :notworthy: :lol:
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He never was a hero though.
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He's the drum machine tech for a well known beat combo

that is why no one has seen him
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an ex of mine read this :urff:

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and believed every word :o :lol: :roll:

and this one :lol:

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good lord :roll:
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Quiff Boy wrote:an ex of mine read this :urff:

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and believed every word :o :lol: :roll:

and this one :lol:

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good lord :roll:
The streets will be filled with the blood of the nonbelievers..... :P :lol:

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scotty wrote:...David Icke?

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Why do want to know :?: scotty
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sistersvisions wrote:
scotty wrote:...David Icke?

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Why do want to know :?: scotty
I seen a wee clip on some World Cup programme about him the other night, he was banging on about Mount......something or another sinking into the Sea, he was wearing that Turquoise Shell Suit he always wore :lol: ........I just thought I'd not seen him on TV for yonks.
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