Create a Word Contest!!!

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Create a word, define it and use it in a sentence.

My word is
skanktimonious

Definition: One who is disgustingly foul or filthy and at the same time feigning piety or righteousness.

Sentence: “a solemn, unsmiling, skanktimonious old hag that looked like she was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity� <( butchering of a Mark Twain reference.)

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My word is;
Blindy

Definition; when you're unable to decide if it's a windy or a blowy day at the age of 3 years

Sentence; Mummy it's a bit blindy today.

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don'tcha love children when they're learning to talk proper like :innocent:
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As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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Todays sarcasm is tomorrow's news
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Sarchasm - The gap in perception between speaker and listener

"Judging by his blank reaction, the sarchasm was obviously widening by the minute."
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Motz wrote:Sarchasm - The gap in perception between speaker and listener
Well done...
interesting that you chose this. :D
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Whorecraft.

"An act of paying money on a subscription basis for a low-quality product"

"He spent all week playing bloody "World Of Whorecraft""


(teenagers/gamers will get that one)
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xD

As if ITZ wasn't proof enough, you sir are a genius :notworthy:
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Beaverish.

Used to describe the behviour of a tw*t, as in "That George W Bush, he's a bit beaverish, wouldn't you say?"
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one of my favourite books Dave :notworthy:
ABERBEEG + EDGBASTON are among my many, many faves :lol:
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One for the men among us:

'Fuckability': a kind of aura a woman radiates towards a certain type of men et vice versa.

Last year at Whitby, there was not a high fuckability rate among the creepy Goth Chicks.


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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:One for the men among us:

'Fuckability': a kind of aura a woman radiates towards a certain type of men et vice versa.

Last year at Whitby, there was not a high fuckability rate among the creepy Goth Chicks.


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but why just for men? The fuckability rate among goth men isnt usually very high either. ;D
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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I cannot speak for you girls because I still cannot understand what goes on in your heads... ;)

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WILLIMANTIC (adj.)
Todays sarcasm is tomorrow's news
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I cannot speak for you girls because I still cannot understand what goes on in your heads... ;)

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shouldnt you have went to bed already, IZ?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I cannot speak for you girls because I still cannot understand what goes on in your heads... ;)

IZ.
shouldnt you have went to bed already, IZ?
I will. In the afternoon.

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Rerail.

Like what I have just done to this thread :D :P
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robertzombie wrote:Rerail.

Like what I have just done to this thread :D :P
How about Heartlanditis: The ability to drag away a discussion from its topic within seconds :P
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Hey look over there! A distraction!
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And so Heartlanditis sets in 8)
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I cannot speak for you girls because I still cannot understand what goes on in your heads... ;)

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Obviousman wrote:
robertzombie wrote:Rerail.

Like what I have just done to this thread :D :P
How about Heartlanditis: The ability to drag away a discussion from its topic within seconds :P
Dis is good.... :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:
robertzombie wrote:Rerail.

Like what I have just done to this thread :D :P
How about Heartlanditis: The ability to drag away a discussion from its topic within seconds :P
That's a Blastization ;D

*runs*

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no need ;D
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:That's a Blastization ;D

*runs*

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Isn't that when it happens to a discussion you start, while you don't want it too? Whereas Heartlanditis is doing it to someone elses.

'He felt severely Blastisased because of all the other guys' Heartlanditis'
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sounds feasible to me :roll:
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