Pete Doherty to publish journals

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  • Monday: Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Tuesday: Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Wednesday: Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Thursday: Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Friday: Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Saturday: Weee the weekend! Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Sunday:Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Monday:Stole...........ad nauseum
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weebleswobble wrote:Clicky
  • Monday: Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Tuesday: Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Wednesday: Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Thursday: Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Friday: Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Saturday: Weee the weekend! Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Sunday:Stole Stuff Scored Drugs Passed Out
    Monday:Stole...........ad nauseum
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You forgot to add, "....then shagged Kate just after she'd shagged Manni who'd shagged her just after she'd shagged Russel Brand" :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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.... caught a nasty bought of knob rot
Finally got porridge!
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Woke up. Had a wank. Collapsed.
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Got arrested. Got let off. Took drugs.
Made s**t song. f**ked someone. Took drugs.

Repeat.
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Provided he can string a coherent sentence together, of course.
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Isn't he a crack addict? If so it'd be like this:

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booked a gig. scored drugs before it. didn't turn up. got arrested just for being me, those pigs is picking on me
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...somehow, some way, managed to actually keep fans, plus reputation as a musician!
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Dark wrote:Got arrested. Got let off. Took drugs.
Made s**t song. f**ked someone. Took drugs.

Repeat.
Actually..........when you put it like that. :innocent: :twisted:
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timsinister wrote:...somehow, some way, managed to actually keep fans, plus reputation as a musician!
I blame the bloody NME. If they didn't keep fawning over that talent-free p!ss-bucket, no-one would be bothered.
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Spot on. But let's not forget the millions of terrifyingly empty-headed, low-slung jean-toting, emo-glass-wearing, stupid-haircut-sporting hipsters who need a bleedin' magazine to tell them what to like.

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timsinister wrote:Spot on. But let's not forget the millions of terrifyingly empty-headed, low-slung jean-toting, emo-glass-wearing, stupid-haircut-sporting hipsters who need a bleedin' magazine to tell them what to like.

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oh don't... I sit opposite a brace of indie kids at work and their drivel drives me up the wall..

Do I did have a laugh earlier in the week when two of them came to work wearing literally identical sets of clothes..

Individualism, yeah right..
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Jebus, if I were to publish my chemical-fuelled memoirs they'd look like Tolstoy compared to Doherty's cack.. though admittedly they'd be somewhat lacking in supermodel action... :innocent:
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It's funny hearing Goths talk about individualism. :twisted:
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There's probably a fair cultural gulf between Me and Doktor Gott, Nick. :wink:
Doktor Gott wrote:Do I did have a laugh earlier in the week when two of them came to work wearing literally identical sets of clothes..
:lol:

I work the bar for an indie live night, and it's a cultural anthropologist's dream. It seems to me that indie is the 'safe' alternative option, where regular, and chav, types can express an interest in vaguely abnormal music without too much hassle. Altogether too lacklustre and shallow.

Plus, the lads dress like Salvation Army closing-down sale cast-offs, and the girls like they've raided the box marked My Mum's Mistakes.

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timsinister wrote:Plus, the lads dress like Salvation Army closing-down sale cast-offs, and the girls like they've raided the box marked My Mum's Mistakes.

[/superior attitude]
:lol: :twisted: GO FER IT, TIM! :notworthy:

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I must defer to my superior in superior attitudes, She of the Fascion Police herself, and all round well dressed urban terrorist...

Knew you'd approve.

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timsinister wrote:I must defer to my superior in superior attitudes, She of the Fascion Police herself, and all round well dressed urban terrorist...

Knew you'd approve.

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Nice to see you know what side yer bread's buttered on...
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I just want to avoid a stabbin'!
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Hmmm, that may be non-negotiable, I'm afraid.

"She's just being friendly...!" :twisted:
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I love Pete and his little ways, he's so cute I could eat him. Not half as cool as Craig Charles tho !
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JAMES RAY wrote:he's so cute I could eat him
Please do!
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JAMES RAY wrote:I love Pete and his little ways, he's so cute I could eat him. Not half as cool as Craig Charles tho !
I almost wet myself reading that article-Snap, Crack, and Porn

Yum Yum - breakfast of choice
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Im a bit envy, f**k a lot and very well
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