23/04/03 I love Australia really!

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:lol: Nearmethexperience's recent 'Australian tourist board' post got my thinking about my favourite Aussie jokes...

Why do seagulls fly upside down over Australia?
Because it's not worth crapping on.

What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
One less drunk.

more when I remember them...
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@ Black Shuk - where the hell is "Marple"?
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Marple is the grooviest, sexiest most swingin' town in the north of England.

We have a swimming pool and a library and several pubs

Our most famous son is Timmy Mallet, the Beckhams used to live here (about 7 years ago) and Tony Wilson, of Factory records fame, still lives here!
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marple also has a f*cking great big hill right in the middle of it doesn't it?

i used to know someone that lived right at the very top of said hill... :roll:
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Yes, indeed. I also have a friend who lives atop said hill.
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Black Shuk wrote:Yes, indeed. I also have a friend who lives atop said hill.
is she female? did she used to have very very long blonde hair? (maybe still has? dunno, not seen her since about 1992) and does she go by the name of louise?

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No, she's called Rose. Oh well.
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Black Shuk wrote:No, she's called Rose. Oh well.
ahh.... probably for the best! :innocent: :urff:
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