Love Is The Key

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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hehe I love Cameron's James Bond pose :lol:


They were talking about it on the news and someone wrote in (i think) saying they wouldn't "hug a hoody" in case they got mugged! :lol:


It's not love they need, it's a good bit of discipline! :evil:
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I think there's a considerable amount of truth in what he's saying but he's saying it for the votes. Neither the Conservatives or New Labour have any intention of tackling the inequality that contributes to crime or other social disorders.
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Surely he's just saying this now so he can get the 15/16 year olds on his side for the next election.
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robertzombie wrote:Surely he's just saying this now so he can get the 15/16 year olds on his side for the next election.
Yes and also to take votes from the Lib Dems and more liberal Labour voters.
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They can love the business end of a Beretta for all I care.
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robertzombie wrote:Surely he's just saying this now so he can get the 15/16 year olds on his side for the next election.
I'd have thought talking about 'showing a lot more love' would make the 15/16 year olds want to throw up on him. But then again there is the hoodie thing to sway them :lol:
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If you tried to "love" some of the hoodie-wearing flowers-of-young-Dublin-adolescense who hang out here, you'd have a knife in your side pretty damn quickly.

That's if any of them could take time out from yelling "Jeeee-aaayyyy-sussss Robbo, giz sum cash, me ma needed all her's for the smack, the fuggin' bitch, Oi'll fuggin moider her!!!" at the top of their lungs across every crowded street.
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When issuing ASBO's do the Police inspect the yoofs wardrobes for 'hoodys' before sentence?

And to think I used to own one (Only threw it away due to the amount of blim burns on the front). :roll:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:When issuing ASBO's do the Police inspect the yoofs wardrobes for 'hoodys' before sentence?

And to think I used to own one (Only threw it away due to the amount of blim burns on the front). :roll:
I own 3, they go rather well with ma burberry, n' ma trackies! :wink: ;D
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Big Si wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:When issuing ASBO's do the Police inspect the yoofs wardrobes for 'hoodys' before sentence?

And to think I used to own one (Only threw it away due to the amount of blim burns on the front). :roll:
I own 3, they go rather well with ma burberry, n' ma trackies! :wink: ;D
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Big Si wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:When issuing ASBO's do the Police inspect the yoofs wardrobes for 'hoodys' before sentence?

And to think I used to own one (Only threw it away due to the amount of blim burns on the front). :roll:
I own 3, they go rather well with ma burberry, n' ma trackies! :wink: ;D
Chav is the new goth. U knows It. :wink:
Goth :eek: Me? :urff:
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Big Si wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
Big Si wrote: I own 3, they go rather well with ma burberry, n' ma trackies! :wink: ;D
Chav is the new goth. U knows It. :wink:
Goth :eek: Me? :urff:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Big Si wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote: Chav is the new goth. U knows It. :wink:
Goth :eek: Me? :urff:
No Simon - You're Noo Goth

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Fosters? :eek:
And a Diadora top? :eek:

That's so 2004 ;D

2006 - Buckfast (half bottle) and a Puma top :wink:
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So in 2026 will Von be hotly denying that he ever had anything to do with Chav, and it was just stupid clothes he wore for a week cos he thought it was funny?

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Yes. If by "a week", he means, again, "three years". ;)
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