Tim Sinister - The Man the Legend, the online book

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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A Story with many authors.

Once there was a handsome young man by the name of Tim, who.........
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...liked to drink from the bin...
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...so much, that he never remember where he's been...
I think someone set my soul alight
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...or who he'd seen.

He lives in Hull,
where it's very Dull.......
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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and he once interfered with an underaged seagull.
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He recons he's some kind of dancer...

But just mention Some kind of Stranger... :innocent:
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He looked like he was dancing to 'Away in a Manger"



He's the ladies man from the east coast.....
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...but it wasn't the ladies who loved him the most...
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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one day he joined the heartland host
never dreaming that he'd be given the post
of trying to deflate the odd idle boast
and, as only a boy, of making the toast
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Then he ate an orange...


Beat ya to it, James! ;D


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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Then he ate an orange...
after sucking a lozenge
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which he stole from the fisherman's friend
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and thus the seagull from a few posts up met it's end
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mh wrote:and thus the seagull from a few posts up met it's end
it stuck in the toilet, right in the bend...
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and croaked, the lead singer of the Very Things
was known as the Shend


@ Iz Bastid! ;D
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Tim's solace was vodka, his one true friend,
And one drunken night he went down to the docks,
Where sailors called "Mandy" proved quite convincing,
In very poor light and their Great Aunt Maud's frocks...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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boudicca wrote: In very poor light and their Great Aunt Maud's frocks...
...and his BIG FUCK OFF GOFF HOMO BOOTS.. ;D ;D
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scotty wrote:...and his BIG FUCK OFF GOFF HOMO BOOTS
Denied.
Intolerance and bad phpBB stylee :lol:
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He's been known to use many a strange smiley
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mh wrote:He's been known to use many a strange smiley
And all the while perving over Jo Whiley :urff:











Sorry Timmy, but it rhymes :roll:
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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But a nicer guy you'll never meet :notworthy:
In his Great Big Goth homo feet. :von:
Oh, that cheeky, Timmy pissed smile ...
That only comes from that gap in his teeth. :P

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Takes a swig of vodka
Such a drunken goth boy
But he lives by the lyric
"Get pissed, destroy"

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Dark wrote:Takes a swig of vodka
Such a drunken goth boy
But he lives by the lyric
"Get pissed, destroy"

:twisted:
Can't beat that so I'm not even gonna try. :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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There was a bartender named Tim
Who'd fill 'em right up to the brim
He'd have two at a time
With a nice slice of lime
And a sprinkle of salt round the rim
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Oi!
that didn't rhyme with "try".
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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