2003-05-09

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hallucienate
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I got a new car radio. I shout "soul!" and it plays soul. I shout "rock!" and it plays rock.

Some children ran in front of my car and I shouted "Fuc*ing Kids!" and it played Michael Jackson ;D
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I carried on driving and some other children ran out in front of me and I shouted "Bollocks" and the stereo started to play The m*****n ;-)
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8) A little further down the road I clipped the kerb. I shouted 'Jesus' and Von's voice started coming out of me speakers...
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OUCH!!! :twisted:
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