Socks & Sandals.

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Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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brrrr. s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-c-cold :urff:
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Pretty bad....

Looking at the size of the feet.....Z.? :twisted:
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And the socks a tad too white. :urff:

Of course they stand out nicely when it's hunting-season :twisted:

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Time you were changing that carpet mr scott :lol:
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They're faaaaaar worse when coupled with Shorts :urff:

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@ Derek R, that's no' me ya FUD!!!!
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The christians wore sandals and look what the romans did to them.....
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scotty wrote:They're faaaaaar worse when coupled with Shorts :urff:

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@ Derek R, that's no' me ya FUD!!!!
SEND A SALAMI?

Why? To Whom?

I'd rather Post Pepperami.
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scotty wrote:
@ Derek R, that's no' me ya FUD!!!!

Aye it is, off to see Deacon Blue
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socks with sandals kind of defeats the object - to keep your feet cool. Maybe some people are a bit uptight.
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:
SEND A SALAMI?

Why? To Whom?

I'd rather Post Pepperami.
Surley that's worse! :eek:
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scotty wrote:@ Derek R, that's no' me ya FUD!!!!
Aye right. Suppose that's no your faither raking in the skip either? :lol:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
SomeKindOfStranger wrote:
SEND A SALAMI?

Why? To Whom?

I'd rather Post Pepperami.
Surley that's worse! :eek:
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DerekR wrote:
scotty wrote:@ Derek R, that's no' me ya FUD!!!!
Aye right. Suppose that's no your faither raking in the skip either? :lol:
:lol: :lol:
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scotty wrote:They're faaaaaar worse when coupled with Shorts :urff:

Those are shorts? :eek: Look suspiciously like Birkenhead Market undercrackers to me :lol: ;D :lol:

Every single bloke on our plant was wearing shorts last week. Watching them milling about round the clocking off point was truly a sight to behold.

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It is a truly horrific and offensive style disaster. I propose a new law allowing members of the public to pin anyone down found wearing this henious combination and hack from the ankle down the offending articles with a rusty meat cleaver.
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Hom_Corleone wrote: to pin anyone down found wearing this henious combination
Using a salami? :innocent:
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i could see maybe black sandals with black sox... ;D
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davedecay wrote:i could see maybe black sandals with black sox... ;D
NO NO NO!!!!
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Ozpat wrote:Looking at the size of the feet.....Z.? :twisted:
Not in any way :eek:

Firstly I never ever wear white socks (black ones though, hmmm :lol:) and sandals only come out for use next to a pool :lol:
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