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EPL:
1) Chelsea
2) Arsenal
3) Moan Utd

SPL:
1) Tims
2) The Glorious Glasgow RANGERS
3) Jam Tarts
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:EPL:
1) Chelsea
2) Arsenal
3) Moan Utd

SPL:
1) Tims
2) The Glorious Glasgow RANGERS
3) Jam Tarts
Who cares, H**by cnuts are oot o' Europe already :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I' don't think you'll be far away with your Jocko predictions, though I think you'll have a better season than Big Si's lot, I just hope for another top Three finish for us again and maybe keep a manager for more than about a month at a time :roll: .

I think Liverpool will finish in the top Three this season.
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scotty wrote:
Who cares, H**by cnuts are oot o' Europe already :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I' don't think you'll be far away with your Jocko predictions, though I think you'll have a better season than Big Si's lot, I just hope for another top Three finish for us again and maybe keep a manager for more than about a month at a time :roll: .

I think Liverpool will finish in the top Three this season.
I thought we were still in the UEFA Cup!
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
scotty wrote:
Who cares, H**by cnuts are oot o' Europe already :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I' don't think you'll be far away with your Jocko predictions, though I think you'll have a better season than Big Si's lot, I just hope for another top Three finish for us again and maybe keep a manager for more than about a month at a time :roll: .

I think Liverpool will finish in the top Three this season.
I thought we were still in the UEFA Cup!
Fuckin' hell Billy :eek: , your no' a H**by ur ye? :innocent: :twisted:

I hope you'll be chearing us on on Wednesday?
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scotty wrote: Fuckin' hell Billy :eek: , your no' a H**by ur ye? :innocent: :twisted:

I hope you'll be chearing us on on Wednesday?
I am a Gers fan if that's what you mean :innocent:

Of course I will be cheering on every Scottish team, except perhaps the team that thinks its' Irish :innocent:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
scotty wrote: Fuckin' hell Billy :eek: , your no' a H**by ur ye? :innocent: :twisted:

I hope you'll be chearing us on on Wednesday?
I am Gers fan if that's what you mean :innocent:

Of course I will be cheering on every Scottish team, except perhaps the team that thinks its' Irish :innocent:
:lol: :lol:

I watched the 'tic play Everton in a friendly yesterday..........Celtic were pretty poor, but Everton will be worth watching this season, when Beatie & Johnstone "Gel" they will be a frightening double act.
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scotty wrote:Everton will be worth watching this season, when Beatie & Johnstone "Gel" they will be a frightening double act.
Good to hear b/c I am going to see them play the Columbus Crew on Wednesday night!
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1) Chelsea
2) Liverpool
3) Arsenal
4) Man united
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:PL:

1) Chelsea
2) Liverpool
3) Arsenal
4) Man united
I can see that happening also
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
scotty wrote: Fuckin' hell Billy :eek: , your no' a H**by ur ye? :innocent: :twisted:

I hope you'll be chearing us on on Wednesday?
I am a Gers fan if that's what you mean :innocent:

Of course I will be cheering on every Scottish team, except perhaps the team that thinks its' Irish :innocent:
As Scotty just said, that'll be Hibs then :innocent:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
SomeKindOfStranger wrote:PL:

1) Chelsea
2) Liverpool
3) Arsenal
4) Man united
I can see that happening also
Aye, but I wouldn't be surprised if Chelsea have a tough time of it this season, I think either Arsenal or Chelsea for first, though I'd love to see Liverpool win.
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As Scotty just said, that'll be Hibs then :innocent:
You are a card big man! :lol:
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scotty wrote: though I'd love to see Liverpool win.
I'll let you pull my nails out with a city fans spare gnashers if that happens. :eek: :evil: :lol: No chance there then.

Wierd season coming up, I almost hope we don't sell Ronaldo, just so's he can wind up every single opposition fan who watches him all season. I'm sure the little runt will go, and I also kinda hope the little runt does, but if he stays, he's just one of the boys.

I do think it'll be a sh1te season though, for us, nowt like paying off loans with bigger loans is there. :eek: :roll: sigh. Still, it's all cyclical, innit.

For the record, and not cos I'm creeping to the boss, I hope Sheff Utd do well, simply cos it'll annoy all my leeds and sheff wed supporting mates.
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EPL? Couldn't give a Flying - as long as Sheff Utd finish bottom, along with two from Watford, Reading, Portsmouth or Wigan. Never been Premier League teams.

Bitter? Yep :evil:

Now that we've just sold our best striker down the M1, I reckon a top finish in the Championship has slipped us again. Play-offs again for the Mighty Whites.

And the French Revolution will come good up at Ibrox :D
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It's a shoe in : Everton to win Premiership, League and F.A Cup, Ryder Cup, World series, Superbowl..on wait..NURSE - I wanna be sedated!!

With the new England starting front two ( ahem) of Beattie and Johnson firing up front and Tiny Tim and Mikel 'Our tater' supplying the passes the midfield, we could see a few goals this year for the Toffees ( which is more now than we got last season!!) .

No doubt Chelsea will have bought the silverwear already and Liverpool will whinge their way into the top four and United - well, let's just hope they implode on themselves this year.

Poor Arsenal ; If they lose Henry for any reason this year - there striking options are gonna be thiner than Craig Adams hairline.

So, Moyes Bouys all the way, we may even run a team at NASCAR to mop virtually every sport. But, what ever we do - at least we'll finish above Man City!

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Ramone wrote:So, Moyes Bouys all the way, we may even run a team at NASCAR to mop virtually every sport. But, what ever we do - at least we'll finish above Man City!

Gabba Gabba hey !!
I am going to see Everton tomorrow against the Columbus Crew :D I'll Give Arteta extra backing as he used to play for us (Rangers) :notworthy:
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:lol: :notworthy: Ramone: mrs fiend and her family are all Toffees. :notworthy:
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Yup, I've got a soft spot for Everton aswell :innocent:
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scotty wrote:Yup, I've got a soft spot for Everton aswell :innocent:
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Is soft the right word? :wink:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
scotty wrote:Yup, I've got a soft spot for Everton aswell :innocent:
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Is soft the right word? :wink:
I'm sure I don't know what you mean sir :innocent:
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'kinell, they've not been sponsored by Kejian for about three seasons now! She needs to get that top off right now!

Er... that's not what I meant, but now I think :lol: :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:....She needs to get that top off right now!
Aye :twisted:
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Ohhhh my word. If only more women looked like that who went to watch football. Mind you we do get some gorgeous girls at Goodison Park, that is until they speak, when it then sounds like an air raid siren being broadcast through a badly tuned radio.."wwwaaaaahttt..derrrrrrr likkkkeeeee "- mmm like an angel whispering in your ear ( maybe not).

Atomic Kitten - currently residing in the where are they now file , and in the back of the minds of many a red blooded male.

Now, if we can just get Carmen Electra, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku and Kate Beckinsale to join the Everton supporters club - life watching Everton may just be that little bit sweeter. ho hum...back to reality I suppose.
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