MacHeartlander

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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weebleswobble wrote:Bring them with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or we could go there :innocent:
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... couldn't I just stab them?
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Thanks for these most useful suggestions, but I'm sure my cousins on this side of the family feel far more at home in whatever posh (& free of stabbings) hotel in Edinburgh it is than at a MacHeartland p*ss-up. As I've lost the invitation, I can't even check where it is, let alone when it starts. :(

Edit: How come the swear filter permits pissed but not p*ss?
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Andrew S wrote:Thanks for these most useful suggestions, but I'm sure my cousins on this side of the family feel far more at home in whatever posh (& free of stabbings) hotel in Edinburgh it is than at a MacHeartland p*ss-up. As I've lost the invitation, I can't even check where it is, let alone when it starts. :(
Andrew ,if you think we would embarass you, just say ?, we're all adults here
(whoops ,nearly said mature). :D
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Pat, just because you have your own Picture of Dorian Black in the attic (of your new hoose), doesnae mean that scotty+the Big Yin wouldnae scare them away! Image

Me, I don't do Edinboro. :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:Pat, just because you have your own Picture of Dorian Black in the attic (of your new hoose), doesnae mean that scotty+the Big Yin wouldnae scare them away! Image
Image :twisted:
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:eek: ?
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Are you a Greeaway fan?
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Major! The D's C, aZ+00, DbNos. were life changing experiences, honestly. It had a lot to do with Nyman's soundtracks too...

... and Jim Davidson, of course... :innocent:
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Prospero's Books is a favorite, and The Belly of an Architect.
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scotty wrote:Prospero's Books is a favorite, and The Belly of an Architect.
you will then be requiring the soundtracks for thay fillums?
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James Blast wrote:
scotty wrote:Prospero's Books is a favorite, and The Belly of an Architect.
you will then be requiring the soundtracks for thay fillums?
Only if they're handy :notworthy:
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Yewz ur gonnae huv a SHYTE time without me or Mr. S there! :P

Nae chance of another date, or would that mean an even smaller number of HEIDS turning up? :?
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It was Mr. S's suggestion in the first place and everyone fell in behind it. Friday's totally oot thi gemm fur me and I would imagine the scottys, I could do Sunday but don't think that would suit anybody else? :cry:
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James Blast wrote:It was Mr. S's suggestion in the first place and everyone fell in behind it. Friday's totally oot thi gemm fur me and I would imagine the scottys, I could do Sunday but don't think that would suit anybody else? :cry:
Aye, it would really need to be a Seturday for us.
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It would be nice tae see the whole body eclectic but I've started the ball rolling for the 26th

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19th oot then? :cry:
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Aye!

26 it is ya shower a moanin' minnies! :evil:
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Aye well, hope ye all huv a PISH time then! :P
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While James is taking care of the official artwork :notworthy:


I found myself with too much time on my hands today (OK I ignored the starving, crying waens)


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Only this time there will be no Pish T-Shirts :wink:
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If yew wurnae so feckin' funny, I'd really huv tae murder ye!
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Naebuddy moove!
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Oor Wullie and Hussey....separated at birth or what?
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Cat and I should be able to make the 26th....
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Zuma wrote:Cat and I should be able to make the 26th....
This news receives todays

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Zuma wrote:Cat and I should be able to make the 26th....
Top news :notworthy: Got any o that Kendal mint cake left? I only got a wee taste at WiJ :wink:
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