Kilt by Death

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Ah :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:Ah :lol: :lol: :lol:
Online Scottish slang dictionary here:

http://www.firstfoot.com/php/glossary/p ... p?letter=a

and yep, gutties are there :lol:

as is
slang dictionary wrote:Fud - The female genitalia, herry pie.


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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Soon I might just be able to understand Keith without big intakes of wodka-whatever, this way :lol:
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Aye that will be richt!

Welcome to Heartland, Fudinese is oor second language, bye thi way ;D
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Obviousman wrote::notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Soon I might just be able to understand Keith without big intakes of wodka-whatever, this way :lol:
:eek: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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Obviousman wrote::notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Soon I might just be able to understand Keith without big intakes of wodka-whatever, this way :lol:
I wouldnae go that far, me and Keith were born about 5 miles apart and I cannae understand the fud! :lol:
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DerekR wrote:
Obviousman wrote::notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Soon I might just be able to understand Keith without big intakes of wodka-whatever, this way :lol:
I wouldnae go that far, me and Keith were born about 5 miles apart and I cannae understand the fud! :lol:
I fuckin' just knew that was coming ya bawbag :lol:
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I don't like to disappoint :wink:
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DerekR wrote:
Obviousman wrote::notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Soon I might just be able to understand Keith without big intakes of wodka-whatever, this way :lol:
I wouldnae go that far, me and Keith were born about 5 miles apart and I cannae understand the fud! :lol:
No kidding? :eek: I understood him just after a couple of drinks, and I'm foreign :lol: :innocent:
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Can I just add that this thread title is right up there with the classic Semple of Love.

Blast ye are a genius :notworthy:

still a fud though :innocent:
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Cheers ma Bro! :D and :notworthy: yirsel, och aye!

Ain't technology grand? If scotty didnae take that foatie and text me a link, this thread wouldnae exist. Jeez I love this shite! :D :D :D
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James Blast wrote:Lest we forget.

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He must have got that rug when he worked in Halfords in Dumbarton.....who's wedding was the photo taken at?
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Mare Photies :D

Cat & Zuma & Gay Gordon!

Joko Homo in Forres!

Fat Bastard Eating Cake!!!

Just Because :oops:
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Hahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Magic Foties-apart from that last one, what a slag....
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weebleswobble wrote:Magic Foties-apart from that last one, what a slag....
Aye, she's no ageing well. :twisted:
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Pat wrote:
James Blast wrote:Lest we forget.

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He must have got that rug when he worked in Halfords in Dumbarton.....who's wedding was the photo taken at?
I don't know Pat but I hope he was wearing his brand new pants underneath it! :innocent: :P :twisted: :lol:
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weebleswobble wrote:
9while9 wrote:
Hmmm, what sort of stockings do you guys were wif yer skirts???? :P :lol: :P :lol:
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Another senseless Ginger stabbing........ :twisted: :P :lol:
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There's a couple more, there on my phone though :urff: , I've got the "IT" department on now :wink:
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@ Pat & Stephen - We will meet in August ya pair o' FUDS, we'll see how brave you are then.................you may want to sort out a "Will" :twisted: :twisted:
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scotty wrote:@ Pat & Stephen - We will meet in August ya pair o' FUDS, we'll see how brave you are then.................you may want to sort out a "Will" :twisted: :twisted:

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But that is not my bag?!
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James Blast wrote:I can confess to having never, ever being kilt bound.
My knees aren't hairy enough. :urff:
That is no what I have heard :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
Pat wrote:
James Blast wrote:Lest we forget.

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He must have got that rug when he worked in Halfords in Dumbarton.....who's wedding was the photo taken at?
I don't know Pat but I hope he was wearing his brand new pants underneath it! :innocent: :P :twisted: :lol:
No hon, the way I know it, it's all just

FREE WILLY! ;D

Oh lord and to think they all do that under that kilt thingy...

...*goes off to faint*

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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
James Blast wrote:I can confess to having never, ever being kilt bound.
My knees aren't hairy enough. :urff:
That is no what I have heard :lol:
So we'll be seeing yew at

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then? :innocent:
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so men look under men kilts?
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