Kilt by Death

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James Blast wrote:So we'll be seeing yew at

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then? :innocent:
I wish mate :(
We will be in Glesgae next year for sure :D
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:We will be in Glesgae next year for sure :D
That is indeed great news, yew'd better make time to meet us MacHeartlanders. I think yew ken whit the other option is...?
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James Blast wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:We will be in Glesgae next year for sure :D
That is indeed great news, yew'd better make time to meet us MacHeartlanders. I think yew ken whit the other option is...?
Aye, I thought we could meet at Ibrox.... :lol:

Seriously though, we must get together so I can buy you plenty of beers for all your kindness (ya fud!) :D
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
James Blast wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:We will be in Glesgae next year for sure :D
That is indeed great news, yew'd better make time to meet us MacHeartlanders. I think yew ken whit the other option is...?
Aye, I thought we could meet at Ibrox.... :lol:

Seriously though, we must get together so I can buy you plenty of beers for all your kindness (ya fud!) :D
I'll make that one for sure :wink:
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scotty wrote: I'll make that one for sure :wink:
Excellent! :notworthy:
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MadameButterfly wrote:so men look under men kilts?
It's amazing what happens when you hang around Keiths garden.... :)
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Kilt by death? Nah, Kilt by love :wink: ;D
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I am so buying you a pint in 4 weeks time :wink:
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Kilt by love by the stashing of toes?!? :eek: :twisted:

Tell me the toes have been bitten off...aye? :P
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Big Si wrote:Image

Kilt by death? Nah, Kilt by love :wink: ;D
ye handsome bassa ye :kiss:
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MadameButterfly wrote:Kilt by love by the stashing of toes?!? :eek: :twisted:

Tell me the toes have been bitten off...aye? :P
Close but no cigar :wink:

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The Big Yin is always out of focus, BTW ;D
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Thank goodness Keith took ma photie :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:The Big Yin is always out of focus, BTW ;D
Thank gawd for that, I thought I was pished :urff:


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James Blast wrote:The Big Yin is always out of focus, BTW ;D
Aye, I was this weekend :urff: :oops:
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I dunno Big Si, but that is kinda NOT the way to romance the ladies. :roll:

You see the nibbling of toes is soo much more romantic, even if it turns to bites. Although when you bring in those hedge cutters, it does seems to scare! :eek: Taking into consideration the condition of the above mentioned ladies toes that is.. :urff:

Oh just cut them off and let the b!tch bleed to death for all I care...
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MadameButterfly wrote:I dunno Big Si, but that is kinda NOT the way to romance the ladies. :roll:

You see the nibbling of toes is soo much more romantic, even if it turns to bites. Although when you bring in those hedge cutters, it does seems to scare! :eek: Taking into consideration the condition of the above mentioned ladies toes that is.. :urff:

Oh just cut them off and let the b!tch bleed to death for all I care...
Cutting off the toes is punishment for non payment of debts, and to paraphrase a movie character of Jean Reno's
Leon wrote:No Women, No Kids
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But what about the love and romance and sex?
Big Si wrote:Leon wrote:
No Women, No Kids
A rolling stone gathers no moss. :wink:
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Rolling Stones fall out of trees, apparently. :innocent:
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MadameButterfly wrote:But what about the love and romance and sex?
Big Si wrote:Leon wrote:
No Women, No Kids
A rolling stone gathers no moss. :wink:
Love and Romance - I can offer plenty of that, and as for the sex :wink: :twisted:
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:eek: ooo...I should get weeding then shouldn't I! :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

My god Big Si I had no idea. Now I do! Hee hee :twisted:

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MadameButterfly wrote::eek: ooo...I should get weeding then shouldn't I! :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

My god Big Si I had no idea. Now I do! Hee hee :twisted:

Do you do poetry? :innocent:
"If I have gone away, beloved,
do not say "he has forsaken me",
forever you abide,
a singing rib within my dreaming side"

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Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote::eek: ooo...I should get weeding then shouldn't I! :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

My god Big Si I had no idea. Now I do! Hee hee :twisted:

Do you do poetry? :innocent:
"If I have gone away, beloved,
do not say "he has forsaken me",
forever you abide,
a singing rib within my dreaming side"

;D
*applauds you!*

Wow, you know it all don't ya?! :notworthy:

It's enticing and just what this world needs... ;D

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MadameButterfly wrote:
Big Si wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote::eek: ooo...I should get weeding then shouldn't I! :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

My god Big Si I had no idea. Now I do! Hee hee :twisted:

Do you do poetry? :innocent:
"If I have gone away, beloved,
do not say "he has forsaken me",
forever you abide,
a singing rib within my dreaming side"

;D
*applauds you!*

Wow, you know it all don't ya?! :notworthy:

It's enticing and just what this world needs... ;D

:kiss:
Richard Burton wrote it for Elizabeth Taylor *

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* and it worked for me :wink: :oops:
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