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.........Top of the Pops tonight :( :( :( , BBC2 AT 7 O'Clock.

Tonight an era ends.
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Crappy doddering old DJs presenting a bunch of clips.

Still might give it a wee perusal..... :twisted:
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and that old perv Saville's hosting it Image
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Some great clips :D

An hour worth spending :)

Shakira for number 1 :|

Shakira not even in the studio, having a video played instead :(

Jimmy Saville turning the off button, walking off dejected... :cry:
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Shakira - nae boobs, my case rests :(
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Dark did not write:
Jimmy Saville turning the off button, jumping on erected...

Well if you believed the rumours..... :innocent:
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It will be back.
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NME:
Franz Ferdinand frontman Alex Kapranos has called the end of UK music Top Of The Pops' a "shame" - but he thinks it'll be back.

Kapranos told NME.COM: "It's a shame it's going. When you see anything that's been part of you life since you were a kid disappear then you feel a wee bit sad. I think people listen to music in a different way now than they did a few years ago, so maybe 'Top Of The Pops' hasn't kept up in the way it could have done. But I'm sad to see it go."

He added: "It was an important part of growing up. You'd run to see it on Thursday nights. You'd watch it for the bands that you love and the bands that you hated as well. I remember seeing The Specials doing 'Ghost Town' and that was amazing. But then you'd sit at the screen and slag off the bands you hated as well, and there'd be some idiots in the audience that couldn't dance as well."

"But I think it'll be back, definitely."
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weebleswobble wrote:NME:
Franz Ferdinand frontman Alex Kapranos:
You'd run to see it on Thursday nights..
Hands up all those who have run to watch TOTP ;D
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And what utter utter tosh it was....turned it off...too many silly women, I mean, what have women got to do with music??

I decree today that all women in music should be banned instantly.

There is no place for them, wailing, dancing, banal, using their looks as opposed to talent, what an utter disgrace.

Keep Music Free of Women.

Carpet Ban - Now.

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gilla the gorilla wrote:And what utter utter tosh it was....turned it off...too many silly women, I mean, what have women got to do with music??

I decree today that all women in music should be banned instantly.

There is no place for them, wailing, dancing, banal, using their looks as opposed to talent, what an utter disgrace.

Keep Music Free of Women.

Carpet Ban - Now.

:twisted: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
Must...agree. Must...agree...(althought I dont want to and I wish I wouldnt have to.)

There was never a female singer in history I truly liked. Their voices are just too shrieking for my ears. (well...except Nico & Patty of course)
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So long as we can have Anne-Marie and Mo Tucker.

Though I think your motion may get some opposition from Scotty.
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someone might well be getting a few of emily's stares in a minute
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gilla the gorilla wrote:
Keep Music Free of Women.

Carpet Ban - Now.

:twisted: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
NAW!

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There ya go!!!

Proved my point...

Did you expand on the great compositions these "artists" had made???

Did you quote the wonderful verbose lyrical poetry???

Did you f**k....

You post some pictures......friggin eye candy and thats it....

What a crying shame...............

Everyone Is entitled to their opinion, I guess....

But you are all wrong...................... :wink:
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Oh God FUD ALERT
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...and would the boy in the back row with the snot nose care to elaborate on that statement????

Do you have that letter from your mother that excuses from taking part in Humanity???

Just So.

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*yawn*
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...keeping you up are we dear?
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most people aren't boring me to sleep, no.
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gilla the gorilla wrote: Did you expand on the great compositions these "artists" had made???

Did you quote the wonderful verbose lyrical poetry???

Did you f**k....
Mind you. June Carter wrote some excellent tunes for her Johnny. :wink:
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gilla the gorilla wrote:I mean, what have women got to do with music??
http://www.wackedup.com/PhotoGallery/wanker.jpg

The reason for Gilla's angst....

markfiend edits: non-worksafe image turned into link.
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oh, please. i'm eating cheese quavers, and there's a marked similarity
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OMG. :eek: Are these really existing? I thought them to be urban myths.

Poor guy. :( :lol:
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