scotty's chance..

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/slink/horoscopes/c ... atch.shtml


is he compatible with liz? or annemarie?

i got 96% with justin..
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54% with the delectable Richard E Grant... hmmmm...

... but then it tells me that I'd also get 54% with the repugnant bucket of sick that is Craig David, because he's born on that day too. FFS, he doesn't even have a real name!

Which all goes to show what the f**king constellations know about anything.
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waaah what day is REG? he's... *drool*
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emilystrange wrote:

is he compatible with liz? or annemarie?
:lol: of course I am :oops:
Apparently David James and I shouldn't get togeather though :roll: :lol:
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is that a problem?
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emilystrange wrote:is that a problem?
Well, it kinda knackers my plans for this weekend :eek:
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it says nothing about sexual compatability
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emilystrange wrote:it says nothing about sexual compatability
I got some bloke, I think he was a footballer but I don't care how much they're worth my chocolate starfish is my own private kingdom and I shall guard it with my life!
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now look. it says 'your compatability with (celebrity) and whoever shares their birthday....

pay attention. you don't have to have david james etc if you don't want.
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emilystrange wrote:now look. it says 'your compatability with (celebrity) and whoever shares their birthday....

pay attention. you don't have to have david james etc if you don't want.
Sorry Miss, wasn't paying attention :oops: :lol:
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Oh, you guys got boys too?

I thought it was just being clever :(

Thank fook it wasn't though, what it said about Simon Cowel was definitely bollocks :von:
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i do pay attention and mine stated...

stanislav lanevski and that compatibility stated him or anyone else born on May 15th... :innocent: :von:

oh and it was 90% so not bad.
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I take back the bollocks comment. I got 70% with Jake Gyllenhaal. ;D

But that's not the point...;)
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weebleswobble wrote:
emilystrange wrote:now look. it says 'your compatability with (celebrity) and whoever shares their birthday....

pay attention. you don't have to have david james etc if you don't want.
Sorry Miss, wasn't paying attention :oops: :lol:
sigh. listen. read the instructions. otherwise you'll end up a goth with only cyberfriends..
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"Scotty's Chance" sounds like a children's book with a moral.

But if the moral gives me 95% with someone I know born today, that's not a bad thing. :lol:
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then i did a random date *cough* and got chris pine...hmm

..."you two would be so sickeningly loved-up, like, ALL the time, you'd make passers-by actually vomit. And you'd be too busy snogging to notice..."

ooo, watch out mr. pine :P
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emilystrange wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
emilystrange wrote:now look. it says 'your compatability with (celebrity) and whoever shares their birthday....

pay attention. you don't have to have david james etc if you don't want.
Sorry Miss, wasn't paying attention :oops: :lol:
sigh. listen. read the instructions. otherwise you'll end up a goth with only cyberfriends..
Nope never happen, not in a .......... :eek:
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On second thoughts, I prefer this.
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What is it about the word 'soon' that drives you up the wall today? You can do it... soon. It will be ready....soon. They'll be finished....soon. Impatience is bubbling up to boiling point with you, and you're finding it really hard to keep a lid on your temper. Get some fresh air and try to get things back into perspective. Waiting isn't that bad... if something's worth waiting for.
Eerily that's just how my day went at work, bloody debtor's not keen on paying up :x

Though I did demand £32,000 from one gentleman, when he only owed £700 :innocent:
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