Kilt by Death

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Big Si wrote: * and it worked for me :wink: :oops:
Yeah, and boobs like that would work for me too... :oops:
Meaning if I had boobs as lovely as those...

Oh lordy all this boob and willy talk makes me feel quite dizzyy.
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Don't look down then :lol:
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Aye Right!

Get it right round ye! :lol:
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No more looking under either! :lol:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Big Si wrote: * and it worked for me :wink: :oops:
Yeah, and boobs like that would work for me too... :oops:
Meaning if I had boobs as lovely as those...

Oh lordy all this boob and willy talk makes me feel quite dizzyy.
Aye, the girls of Glesga are quite a handful, if you catch my drift :eek: :oops: :P :twisted: :lol: ;D
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Big Si wrote: Aye, the girls of Glesga are quite a handful, if you catch my drift :eek: :oops: :P :twisted: :lol: ;D
Say nae more, say nae more, I get your drift! :eek: :P :notworthy:

Met any foreigners yet? :twisted:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Big Si wrote: Aye, the girls of Glesga are quite a handful, if you catch my drift :eek: :oops: :P :twisted: :lol: ;D
Say nae more, say nae more, I get your drift! :eek: :P :notworthy:

Met any foreigners yet? :twisted:
In Glesga? Aye, there's tourists all over the place :x :roll:
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Big Si wrote:In Glesga? Aye, there's tourists all over the place :x :roll:
like yirsel'? :innocent: :lol:

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James Blast wrote:
Big Si wrote:In Glesga? Aye, there's tourists all over the place :x :roll:
like yirsel'? :innocent: :lol:

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James Blast wrote:
Big Si wrote:In Glesga? Aye, there's tourists all over the place :x :roll:
like yirsel'? :innocent: :lol:

1~nil!
How can I be a tourist when it's my home town :wink: :roll:
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Is this thread still going?
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Post a piccie of what's under the kilt and I'll tell you... :innocent:
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Women, only think of one thing :roll:









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Obviousman wrote:Women, only think of one thing :roll:









:lol:
And men not? "Come upstairs hon, I'm horny"
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We're not all the same :innocent: :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:We're not all the same :innocent: :lol:
To quote Monty Python:

"We are all individuals" :innocent:
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:eek: Really? Show me...
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
Obviousman wrote:We're not all the same :innocent: :lol:
To quote Monty Python:

"We are all individuals" :innocent:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Really made me laugh out loud, that one :D
MadameButterfly wrote::eek: Really? Show me...
Ach, well-kept secrets. We men just don't tell women about it ;D
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Obviousman wrote: Ach, well-kept secrets. We men just don't tell women about it ;D
HA! Wanna bet? ;D
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MadameButterfly wrote:
Obviousman wrote: Ach, well-kept secrets. We men just don't tell women about it ;D
HA! Wanna bet? ;D
I only have 4 inches......



Mind you, some women don't like it that thick! :innocent:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
Obviousman wrote: Ach, well-kept secrets. We men just don't tell women about it ;D
HA! Wanna bet? ;D
I only have 4 inches......



Mind you, some women don't like it that thick! :innocent:
Metric system! Metric system!

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Obviousman wrote:No, my religion does not allow me to bet, swear nor drink. :P
Well ask your religion to save you from damnation, as I have heard and poured! :P
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4 inches is 20 cm (THICK!) :innocent:
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oh lordy now I don't need to know the length... :innocent:

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MadameButterfly wrote:oh lordy now I don't need to know the length... :innocent:

*faints*
When I go to the bathroom, I don't shake it, I have to kick it! :wink:
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