What to get James Blast for his Birthday???

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Hom_Corleone wrote:
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9while9 wrote: Who is EMWK? :?:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: The only Man more famous than Eldrich on HEARTLAND :twisted: , Lee:notworthy: 8) :notworthy: please hurry back for you are badly missed :(
(pounds fist on table) WE WANT LEE! WE WANT LEE! :wink: :notworthy:

You new people honestly :roll: He is part of the foundation stones of this place....and a jolly nice chap. ;D

Certainly no one meant any offence to Mr. Lee....Now I have that song by Television going through my head "Call Mr. Lee" :D
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well :lol: :lol: :lol: i don't know james or his looks :( but i could get him a pillow filled with shiny black hair. I bet i could do :von: a favour with it. back to the 80's :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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EVerybody's looking for a pressie... I got mine ;)

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stefanmoermans wrote:well :lol: :lol: :lol: i don't know james or his looks
think 'aging fatbloke you hope doesn't try to strike up a conversation on a long train journey' that's me. :|

@ IZ, I'm holding you to that one ;D
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
scotty wrote:
9while9 wrote: Who is EMWK? :?:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: The only Man more famous than Eldrich on HEARTLAND :twisted: , Lee:notworthy: 8) :notworthy: please hurry back for you are badly missed :(
(pounds fist on table) WE WANT LEE! WE WANT LEE! :wink: :notworthy:

You new people honestly :roll: He is part of the foundation stones of this place....and a jolly nice chap. ;D
What more to add :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
James Blast wrote:think 'aging fatbloke you hope doesn't try to strike up a conversation on a long train journey' that's me. :|
Come conversate on my next train trip with me then, will you :D I'll provide a drink, ... Or two,... Or more,... ;D
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Andrew S, the much missed Lee/EMWK and my old sac

come back Bro, your people need you and as soon as you return we will call you FUD!, then piss you off! :lol:

We miss you. :|
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stefanmoermans wrote:well :lol: :lol: :lol: i don't know james or his looks :(
Phtograohic evidence suggests that he is the rocking type who enjoys a good time. That is a spot on description from my interactions with him. :notworthy:
James Blast wrote:and my old sac
We do not need any photos of your old sac. :urff:
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James Blast wrote:@ IZ, I'm holding you to that one ;D

According to the dispatching service, it's already on its way to Blast Towers! :D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:According to the dispatching service, it's already on its way to Blast Towers! :D
Ewwwww! I am moist with anticipation :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: ;D

Our Intercontinental Agent Zuma has the package. :wink:
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James Blast wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:According to the dispatching service, it's already on its way to Blast Towers! :D
Ewwwww! I am moist with anticipation :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: ;D

Our Intercontinental Agent Zuma has the package. :wink:
Or so I read, and my wee gift will just diappear in comparison with THAT, but then again... it's the thought that counts... Hope you like it!

(and it's not a CD this time ;) )

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... the plot thickens...
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James Blast wrote:... the plot thickens...
Mwah hah hur...
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Zuma wrote:
James Blast wrote:... the plot thickens...
Mwah hah hur...
I trust a 'musical' time-bomb is packed and will be on its way Scandinavia come Wednesday?
If not, I think you ken the consequences, Oh my Brother? ;D
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Death by Fud?

;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Death by Fud?

;D

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emilystrange wrote:Image
thanks for the photo hun :kiss:
Hom_Corleone wrote:(pounds fist on table) WE WANT LEE! WE WANT LEE!
Yeah that's what I mean! :D :notworthy: :kiss:
ooosh and I want to add "talk about the devil he shall arrive" ....
although Lee is just devishly delightful and it's full moon, so if I have to go into the garden later I will...
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MadameButterfly wrote:
emilystrange wrote:Image
thanks for the photo hun :kiss:
Hom_Corleone wrote:(pounds fist on table) WE WANT LEE! WE WANT LEE!
Yeah that's what I mean! :D :notworthy: :kiss:
ooosh and I want to add "talk about the devil he shall arrive" ....
although Lee is just devishly delightful and it's full moon, so if I have to go into the garden later I will...
I've sent him a couple o' TXT's this week................no reply :(
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scotty wrote: I've sent him a couple o' TXT's this week................no reply :(
Oh hun, is it your not-too-well phone or do you think something's up?
I remember you doing a post about him being at WiJ and that never happened either. :cry: Gawd, I know he has had bad bad times but this can't go on forever!?!
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MadameButterfly wrote:
scotty wrote: I've sent him a couple o' TXT's this week................no reply :(
Oh hun, is it your not-too-well phone or do you think something's up?
I remember you doing a post about him being at WiJ and that never happened either. :cry: Gawd, I know he has had bad bad times but this can't go on forever!?!
Nah, the phone works fine still, I sent him a couple of TXT's about three weeks ago and didn't get a reply either :( , which is unusual :(
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scotty wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
scotty wrote: I've sent him a couple o' TXT's this week................no reply :(
Oh hun, is it your not-too-well phone or do you think something's up?
I remember you doing a post about him being at WiJ and that never happened either. :cry: Gawd, I know he has had bad bad times but this can't go on forever!?!
Nah, the phone works fine still, I sent him a couple of TXT's about three weeks ago and didn't get a reply either :( , which is unusual :(
Well then a hunt for Lee!

If anyone who uses this HL forum for whatever pleasure, and knows the suspect who answers to the name of

* Lee
* EMWK
* eastmidswhizzkid

to please let us know if he is still alive and well. If possible please forward a message from the HL gang that he is missed, loved and thought of and if possible to please get his ass back here even if to just say "I'm alive". In no circumstances is this individual to be harmed in any way and NO there will NOT be a reward if found ....not alive, but please, it would make many a HL soul happy to know all is at least okay.

And it would be an amazing day for Mr. Blast if it happens soon!

Thanking you in advance.
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Lee!
are ye feckin' deaf?

yir people need ya :cry:
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<--- peeved, nae Lee :cry:
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Anyone tried to call him on the house phone?
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Dark wrote:Anyone tried to call him on the house phone?
Don't have his Home number but he's not answering his mobile :(
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