Sheridan Wins!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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A victory for Champagne Socialism, Sun Beds and Massage Parlours :twisted:
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Aye, but he is a tw@t though isn't he?

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weebleswobble wrote:Aye, but he is a tw@t though isn't he?

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scotty wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Aye, but he is a tw@t though isn't he?

;D
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He has a great line in patter though "the minutes from that meeting are as dodgy as a ten bob note" and his missus was pretty good too.
"if he'd done those things, I'd be up in front of this court on a murder charge".

:lol: :lol:
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I kinda like him.
I'd vote SSP, too, if their economic policy was more viable than a quick
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What about a 'three strikes and your out' policy for newsrags?
That's the third one in a row the NotW have lost.

I'm being rather naive, amn't I? :|
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I quickly read throuh, what´s the big deal if the guy visited a sex club? It´s still legal, isn´t it?
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Had to laugh when a radio news report a couple of days ago described him as a "top Scottish politician".

He's not even a top Glasgow politician, FFS! :lol:
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smiscandlon wrote:Had to laugh when a radio news report a couple of days ago described him as a "top Scottish politician".

He's not even a top Glasgow politician, FFS! :lol:
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smiscandlon wrote:Had to laugh when a radio news report a couple of days ago described him as a "top Scottish politician".

He's not even a top Glasgow politician, FFS! :lol:
Perhaps if he spent less time in jail, he'd have the time to be one. I've no idea if there's any truth in the NOTW's allegations, but I don't like the guy - too much of a personal glory seeker for my tastes. However, as I wouldn't p*ss on the average tabloid journalist/editor if he/she were on fire, I'm glad he won the case. Sadly, it will take a hell of a lot more than that to bankrupt the News of the Screws. And as for Anvar Khan, don't get me started! I knew somebody who was stupid enough to strike up a conversation with her in a West End pub, only to find herself the unwilling subject of one of her trashy articles a week later. :evil:
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Not only did he Two Hunner Thoosind quid, he'll be raking it from all the papers he's in today................no' bad eh, all that and he's got away with shaggin' about for years :roll:
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scotty wrote:Not only did he Two Hunner Thoosind quid, he'll be raking it from all the papers he's in today................no' bad eh, all that and he's got away with shaggin' about for years :roll:
I'm sure that's what Jeffrey Archer thought.

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scotty wrote: he's got away with shaggin' about for years :roll:
Be careful, he might sue you too ;)
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