the worst TSOM amateurs & other g*th ripoff bands

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Maisey wrote:"Hi, my name is Car...sorry..John, and I have been covering myself in flour for 14 years."
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Question: Do flour-encrusted goth cowboys have any place in Ramone's utopia (in the goth 'n' roll radio thread....)?
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I'd guess that they're tolerated unless they hail from the deep south :P
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you deserved this, stephen

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one thing darklings have is a virtual pub with the staff in this uniform... mostly because i 'own' the place

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Makes it all worthwhile, ems.

Some of these goth bands sound pretty damn good.
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emilystrange wrote:you deserved this, stephen

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(the kiss was for you not Jason, regardless of being almost a pretty boy in that piccy)

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‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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emilystrange wrote:one thing darklings have is a virtual pub with the staff in this uniform... mostly because i 'own' the place

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OK that kiss is for her

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Question: Do flour-encrusted goth cowboys have any place in Ramone's utopia (in the goth 'n' roll radio thread....)?[/quote]

Well, I have to answer that one with an affirmative, YES. Someone who has the passion to dress as an extra from Desperado with a bad dandruff problem gets my vote. ( I have to say this, my ex gf came from Stevenage) But I do draw the line at men in arse less leather chaps - That's just not right but some do find that look 'favourable' Now, I think we're talking your language here Wild Bill, me old mucker :D
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Ramone wrote:But I do draw the line at men in arse less leather chaps :D

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I like big lasses, in black leather who'll do owt. :D

Sorry ems and Ness, I can never be yours... :cry:
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I like people who have nice boots, would dance to Sigue Sigue Sputnik, and who would glow pleasantly underneath UV light.


<3
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<3 what does this mean, please?
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You'll wish you hadn't asked. It depicts a heart on its side, you might even hear a moron saying 'less-than-three' in real conversation.
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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And here's me thinking it's Andy Cap naked. :innocent:
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Hey, we're teenagers, we're allowed to say things like that. :lol:
FWIW, I don't say "less-than-three".. though I'm known to say "brb".. :oops:

Although, since I was on the topic of attractiveness, I know certain people find large breasts attractive. At the moment, on Radio FiveLive, they're interviewing some woman from Big Brother who's claiming to have the largest breast implants in the UK.. an actual quote from the interview: "I was basically between the devil and a hard place"

Eldritch would be ashamed. :lol:
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I think I <3 her.
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Me want that Bucky
&#8206;"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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weebleswobble wrote:
James Blast wrote:Image

captions are welcomed
Me want that Bucky
and a slice o yon black puddin'
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James Blast wrote:<3 what does this mean, please?
Maisey wrote:You'll wish you hadn't asked. It depicts a heart on its side, you might even hear a moron saying 'less-than-three' in real conversation.
I always thought it was sideways scrotum. :urff: :urff:
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"I sideways scrotum her"? Come now, don't be silly. :lol:

Though I suppose it depends on who's saying it.. :innocent:



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Look here for an explanation is what I'd say :lol: (bottom part)
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James Blast wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
James Blast wrote:Image

captions are welcomed
Me want that Bucky
and a slice o yon black puddin'
"Me's 54 years auld and Me's still no' got a feckin' Name :evil:
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Obviousman wrote:Look here for an explanation is what I'd say :lol: (bottom part)
Ouch. The ultimate insult :lol:
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Are they still in The Sunday Post? If so is it as cheesy and outdated as ever? ;D
&#8206;"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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