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Hallo heartland!

i have bin a sisters fan since 1983. since i was a aupair (nanny?) in england then. i have tails to tell! i am new to here an my englisch is not so good. kan some people tell me how smilies work? and whow to get the picture by the name?
< --------- ????

thank you. Verena.
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ach so .. i made a smilie by lots of ??????? i think. is that how smilies are made? ive made more smilies in the 'preview'? hilfe!
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To get the picture by your name go to the Profile section. Take a small piccy of your choice, from yer harddrive or the net and stick the details there. Don't worry the Heartlanders will look after you.


by the way, Welcome Ya Fud (don't worry that last part is now ritual) :innocent:
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Image

Hallo, Gallo 8)
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ok now the englische boys make jokes at me. witch is i do not post before. :-(

why does ? ? ? make smilies?

is that whow smilies are made?

please explain in simple how to make picture.

bitte boys wer ist gallo? ? ?

thank you. Verena.
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Nichts persönlich, wir sagen "You Fud!" zur jeden neue Leute. ;)

Du kannst dein Bild machen von "Profile" anklicken und dann mit "Avatar control panel" du kannst dein Bild uploaden.

Obwohl meine Deutsch sclecht ist, ich hoffe du kannst dies verstehen. :oops:
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Welcome!

It is just as Mr Weebleswobble explained...

Have fun here....
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welcome to the machine ;D ;D making :D is really very easy :lol: :lol: :lol: . Just click on one of them on your left hand side and it will appear in you message wherever :notworthy: and whenever you want :innocent:

enjoy the best damn forum ob the net 8)
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by the way verena

welcome yaa fud :wink:
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Ich weiß nicht tatsächlich, wie Deutsch zu sprechen. :innocent:
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Welcome, herzlich willkommen

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Allo :)
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Welcome Verena. I would suggest the use of this before you post.

Thank you very much.
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Aye, Hello!............................at least you're no' another Bloody Belgian :innocent: :twisted:
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scotty wrote:Aye, Hello!............................at least you're no' another Bloody Belgian :innocent: :twisted:
What then :twisted:
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Willkommen,

Setzen Sie sich schön in die Ecke und seid ruhig... ;)

Und hoffentlich gefallt Sie dein Aufenthalt hier!

(wow, has to be, what, 13 years ago since I did so much an effort to speak Deutsch!)

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nick the stripper wrote:Ich weiß nicht tatsächlich, wie Deutsch zu sprechen. :innocent:
But then, who does? Don`t worry about it, mate.
Canon docre wrote:...the use of [url=http://dict.tu-chemnitz.de/}this[/url]..
:eek: You, too? :lol: When reading your posts I allways thought "Dammit, her english is perfect. I should have attended at the english lessons..".
Now I feel only half as stupid. (Although I recognize your skills at english are excellent, :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: ..)

Anyhow, my welcome to you, have a lot of fun!

And do no worry about the langwage too much, meesa improved me english a lot heer. :wink:
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scotty wrote:Aye, Hello!............................at least you're no' another Bloody Belgian :innocent: :twisted:
yeah what then :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Welcome!

They did not scare you off did they....the fuds :twisted:
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eotunun wrote:
Canon docre wrote:...the use of [url=http://dict.tu-chemnitz.de/}this[/url]..
:eek: You, too? :lol: When reading your posts I allways thought "Dammit, her english is perfect. I should have attended at the english lessons..".
What I learned in one year HL, no school lessons can ever teach me. :lol: :notworthy:
eotunun wrote:Now I feel only half as stupid. (Although I recognize your skills at english are excellent, :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: ..)
Thank you Sire. I value readable posts quite highly.
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canon docre wrote:Thank you Sire. I value readable posts quite highly.
OMFG!!1!! U R sooooo rite!! LOLZZZ!

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canon docre wrote:
eotunun wrote:
Canon docre wrote:...the use of [url=http://dict.tu-chemnitz.de/}this[/url]..
:eek: You, too? :lol: When reading your posts I allways thought "Dammit, her english is perfect. I should have attended at the english lessons..".
What I learned in one year HL, no school lessons can ever teach me. :lol: :notworthy:
Very true :notworthy: But I wouldn't be shouting this out loud, they'd ask money if they figured it out :innocent: :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:
canon docre wrote:
eotunun wrote: :eek: You, too? :lol: When reading your posts I allways thought "Dammit, her english is perfect. I should have attended at the english lessons..".
What I learned in one year HL, no school lessons can ever teach me. :lol: :notworthy:
Very true :notworthy: But I wouldn't be shouting this out loud, they'd ask money if they figured it out :innocent: :lol:
You know we are not like that Zeno 8)
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Absolutely right, :D But just as well as you know I'm having a little laugh :wink: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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