Liquid Gold!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/12082006/140/g ... -sick.html :lol:
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Right, I'll have the following please:
  • 1 Whale

    200 Madras Curry (Prawn)

    412 cans Special Brew

    1 long stick with feather attached

Kerching!!!
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Plus one VERY LARGE bag. :lol:
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mh wrote:Plus one VERY LARGE bag. :lol:
..and a shiny yellow mac with matching hat :urff:
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:evil: Okay, and what do you get when you give your best to a sperm bank? PENNIES!
Wile wanking wales will win ... a fortune. This world isn´t fair. :roll:
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It seems the world will pay huge amounts for various whale bodily fluids. Wonder if the saliva is worth owt...
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Liquid Gold? Is that very same band who had catchy uptempo disco favourite back in the 1970's entitled .Dance yourself dizzy ? ( oh so I'm told ahem!)
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weebleswobble wrote:
mh wrote:Plus one VERY LARGE bag. :lol:
..and a shiny yellow mac with matching hat :urff:
:wink: ;D


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I just thought "liquid gold, liquild gold, it's a pleasure avalanche"
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Ew.
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Ramone wrote:Liquid Gold? Is that very same band who had catchy uptempo disco favourite back in the 1970's entitled .Dance yourself dizzy ? ( oh so I'm told ahem!)
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Dizzy!

Daaaance, yourself Dizzy!"

So I'm told....
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ruffers wrote:
Ramone wrote:Liquid Gold? Is that very same band who had catchy uptempo disco favourite back in the 1970's entitled .Dance yourself dizzy ? ( oh so I'm told ahem!)
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Dizzy!

Daaaance, yourself Dizzy!"

So I'm told....
my heart it beets like a drum...............boom boom........boom boom :lol:
That's what I tho't of aswell :urff:
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Shurely shome mishtake.

Is that not "It feels like I'm in love"? :?: :?: :lol:

"My head is in a spin my feet don't touch the ground" :oops:

Apparently. Ahem.
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Ruffers:
The Rules wrote:No images in signatures. They look a mess and clutter the forum, make the posts difficult to read and the page slower to load.
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ruffers wrote:Shurely shome mishtake.

Is that not "It feels like I'm in love"? :?: :?: :lol:

"My head is in a spin my feet don't touch the ground" :oops:

Apparently. Ahem.
I definitely remember the "boom boom............boom boom bit, the girl singer tapped it out on black and white striped bowler hat that one of the dancers was wearing....................this may be a "Bad Trip" I'm re-living through a flash back ;D :urff:

as I remember it:

"My Heart it beats like a drum.........boom boom..........boom boom and it feels like.........it feeeeeeeeeels like I'm in lurve"...............are we really having this conversation? :lol: .....................mind you, I prefer this song to "You Could Be The One" :innocent: :twisted:
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markfiend wrote:Ruffers:
The Rules wrote:No images in signatures. They look a mess and clutter the forum, make the posts difficult to read and the page slower to load.
:innocent:
Now that I didn't realise, sorted.

I've had that for months...you just don't like the tunes :wink:
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scotty wrote:
ruffers wrote:Shurely shome mishtake.

Is that not "It feels like I'm in love"? :?: :?: :lol:

"My head is in a spin my feet don't touch the ground" :oops:

Apparently. Ahem.
I definitely remember the "boom boom............boom boom bit, the girl singer tapped it out on black and white striped bowler hat that one of the dancers was wearing....................this may be a "Bad Trip" I'm re-living through a flash back ;D :urff:

as I remember it:

"My Heart it beats like a drum.........boom boom..........boom boom and it feels like.........it feeeeeeeeeels like I'm in lurve"...............are we really having this conversation? :lol: .....................mind you, I prefer this song to "You Could Be The One" :innocent: :twisted:
I remember it well, but I'm positive it was a different tune.

Indeed - http://www.discogs.com/release/196611 reveals Feels Like I'm In Love was Kelly Marie...

Anyway, back to whale vomit as I also can't believe us rufty tufty (non) Goths are having this converstion either... :?
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ruffers wrote:I remember it well, but I'm positive it was a different tune.

Indeed - http://www.discogs.com/release/196611 reveals Feels Like I'm In Love was Kelly Marie...
It was a different tune, Keith's just being a fud. Besides, he wiz a goff, what does he know? :innocent:

Liquid Gold
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Kelly Marie
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Just to throw a spanner in the works.....guess which song Kelly Marie covered later? :innocent:
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ruffers wrote:I've had that for months...you just don't like the tunes :wink:
:lol: No harm done.

If I recall the Liquid Gold thing, didn't they mime the xylophone on one guy's ribs or something, or was that something else?
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DerekR wrote:
ruffers wrote:I remember it well, but I'm positive it was a different tune.

Indeed - http://www.discogs.com/release/196611 reveals Feels Like I'm In Love was Kelly Marie...
It was a different tune, Keith's just being a fud. Besides, he wiz a goff, what does he know? :innocent:

Liquid Gold
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Kelly Marie
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Just to throw a spanner in the works.....guess which song Kelly Marie covered later? :innocent:
I stand corrected :notworthy: ........................and I wisnae a fuckin' GOFF Derek :twisted:
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Isn't Liquid Gold a brand name for amyl nitrate?
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scotty wrote:"My Heart it beats like a drum.........boom boom..........boom boom and it feels like.........it feeeeeeeeeels like I'm in lurve"...............are we really having this conversation? :lol: .....................mind you, I prefer this song to "You Could Be The One" :innocent: :twisted:
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scotty wrote:"My Heart it beats like a drum.........boom boom..........boom boom and it feels like.........it feeeeeeeeeels like I'm in lurve"...............are we really having this conversation? :lol: .....................mind you, I prefer this song to "You Could Be The One" :innocent: :twisted:
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woah woah woah what in the wide wide world of sports is going on here? I'm paying you guys to build a railroad, not jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots and talk about Liquid Gold and Kelly Marie!!

Anyway while I'm here..I can feel a Baccara moment coming on..

Ohh
Yes sir I can boogie
But I need a certain song
I can boogie, boogie boogie
All night long
Yes sir I can boogie
If you stay you can't go wrong
I can boogie, boogie boogie
All night long
Yes sir I can boogie
If you stay you can't go wrong
I can boogie, boogie boogie
All night long


Yeah baby that's what I'm talking about..and it's still makes more sense than Nine while nine.
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