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Here's a clue.. crap musician, and drugged up tae boot! :twisted:

How many times has it been, now? :roll:
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Now, now young Padewan! :|
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I was never a fan of Atomic Mitten (sic), but they did have certain attributes :innocent:
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Big Si wrote:Now, now young Padewan! :|
"Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees"
:wink:

I was never a fan of Atomic Mitten (sic), but they did have certain attributes :innocent:

Are there about half a dozen posts in between Dark's and BigSi's that have fallen into a void.
Or, what the hell??? :?
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If the press stopped reporting on his antics, he would soon be forgotten. The press, the one media that complains about him, is the one to be blamed for him being put into the minds of so many “impressionable� young people.

Oh well, it gives us something to complain about, I guess. :roll:
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9while9 wrote:
Big Si wrote:Now, now young Padewan! :|
"Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees"
:wink:

I was never a fan of Atomic Mitten (sic), but they did have certain attributes :innocent:

Are there about half a dozen posts in between Dark's and BigSi's that have fallen into a void.
Or, what the hell??? :?
Ya FUD! :wink: ;D
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Aye, the Guys a talentless fuckin' oxygen thief of the highest order :evil: , but, if the gutter press would stop printing things about the wee tosser he just disappear.
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So I guessed right. :lol:

That wasn't so difficult. :innocent:
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Picture this if you will. Your on the way home from a night out, or maybe just sauntering down the road and her Madge's finest decide to pull you over and give your pockets the once over. In the process finding maybe half a gramme of charlie, some weed a few papers and maybe an 'x' you'd forgotten you'd had - what would happen to you? We all the know the answer, hefty fine, maybe lose your job over it - or at worst if the judge was a bit of a nob - a few months in the clink! Goodbye further job prospects, the right to vote,your bird and kids and any self respect you may of built up. It happens to people everyday of the week.

But then again if your name is Doherty, you given several slaps on the wrist and as much press coverage you could shake a stick at! He was late for court, turns up looking like a pikey and was even nicked again a matter of hours after being sentanced the first time! And how does our great justice system punish him in the meantime? He has to live at the Priory.----waaaaaaaaahhhh !! But what makes me the most violently sick - is they insist on calling him a 'rock star' !! Can anyone , off the top of the their heads actually name five songs by him, who is not in his 'band'? Babyshambles.. give me a break will ya. And dont get me started on that crack whore looking bird of his..jeez!!

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Ramone wrote:Picture this if you will. Your on the way home from a night out, or maybe just sauntering down the road and her Madge's finest decide to pull you over and give your pockets the once over. In the process finding maybe half a gramme of charlie, some weed a few papers and maybe an 'x' you'd forgotten you'd had - what would happen to you? We all the know the answer, hefty fine, maybe lose your job over it - or at worst if the judge was a bit of a nob - a few months in the clink! Goodbye further job prospects, the right to vote,your bird and kids and any self respect you may of built up. It happens to people everyday of the week.

But then again if your name is Doherty, you given several slaps on the wrist and as much press coverage you could shake a stick at! He was late for court, turns up looking like a pikey and was even nicked again a matter of hours after being sentanced the first time! And how does our great justice system punish him in the meantime? He has to live at the Priory.----waaaaaaaaahhhh !! But what makes me the most violently sick - is they insist on calling him a 'rock star' !! Can anyone , off the top of the their heads actually name five songs by him, who is not in his 'band'? Babyshambles.. give me a break will ya. And dont get me started on that crack whore looking bird of his..jeez!!

Rant over...next!
Nice rant. Couldn't agree more :innocent: :? :evil: :lol:
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You're mad at him for getting away with possession of drugs? I doubt you'd complain if it was you being let free with a slap on the wrist after found in possession of drugs.
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nick the stripper wrote:You're mad at him for getting away with possession of drugs? I doubt you'd complain if it was you being let free with a slap on the wrist after found in possession of drugs.
I guess the point is how he continuosly gets away with it when any member of Joe Public would have been banged up ages ago - a bit of a double standard on the part of the courts?

Probably helps when you can get an army of expert lawyers of course :innocent:
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