This guy thinks he can play Geetar!!!

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Nah. This guy can play geetar.
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Pat wrote:Nah. This guy can play geetar.
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9while9 wrote:
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No, I'm younger looking. :innocent: :lol:

He makes me sick though.
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Nah, this guy can.

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Pat wrote:
9while9 wrote:
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No, I'm younger looking. :innocent: :lol:

He makes me sick though.
Trans Siberian Orchestra, pish......... :P :lol:
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mh wrote:Nah, this guy can.

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He couldn't at the time, per-se. First thing he did post-Sisters was learn to play chords ;)

Did an awful lot of excellent stuff without them though :notworthy:
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Motz wrote:He couldn't at the time, per-se. First thing he did post-Sisters was learn to play chords ;)
I know. :lol:

Couldn't believe when I heard that!!!!
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Motz wrote:
mh wrote:Nah, this guy can.

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He couldn't at the time, per-se. First thing he did post-Sisters was learn to play chords ;)

Did an awful lot of excellent stuff without them though :notworthy:
I think Gary Marx had a very distinct sound, just as the Stooges did when they first came out; which they would not of had if it wasn’t for them knowing nothing about music theory, how some chords develop into other chords, etc. etc. So really, it was a good thing that he didn't know how to play chords.
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This one can play a nice tune or two :innocent:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:This one can play a nice tune or two :innocent:

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Yeah...but I bet he can't put a Rowntrees Fruit Pastel in his mouth without chewing it.
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:This one can play a nice tune or two :innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGr9K-4SONA
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You see that Yngwie Fuckin' Malmsteen bloke and that Eddie Van rental bloke out of Van Halen.I'm sure they can go "widddle widdle weeee" much better and faster than anyone else in creation but they seem to find it particularly difficult to actually play anything remotely resembling an f*cking tune.
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When I were a lad,you weren't considered good on the geetar until you could play standing up and the geetar was that low you could rest yer chuckies on it.

How times have changed--and not for the better if you ask me.
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Pat wrote:When I were a lad,you weren't considered good on the geetar until you could play standing up and the geetar was that low you could rest yer chuckies on it.
So THAT is the reason why all those Föhnrock-bands had such falsetto singers! :eek:

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Syberberg wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:This one can play a nice tune or two :innocent:

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Yeah...but I bet he can't put a Rowntrees Fruit Pastel in his mouth without chewing it.
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wild bill buttock wrote:that Eddie Van rental bloke out of Van Halen
Now just hold on there Mr. Buttock, I shall hear no calumny about Ed, he also plays some great keyboard riffs.
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