Go on then......draw a Pig!!

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Go on then!

Mine says-

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You are a realist.

You are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.

You are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

You are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

You are a good listener

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew large tail, WOW!
" :eek: :twisted:
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"Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew large tail, WOW!"


And I thought BS was a cow thing :innocent:

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Toward the middle, you are a realist.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.

With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew large ears, you are a great listener!

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew large tail, WOW!
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The misshapen twiglet is his truncheon*

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Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You did not draw a tail :)



Iiiiiiiiinteresting.
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The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You did not draw a tail :)


I guess that says it all. :(


why are you people such damn good drawers? :( :(


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Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You did not draw a tail :)
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-Yyou are a realist.

-You believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

-You are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.

-You are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

-You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener.

-You drew medium sized tail, so you have a mdeium-sized sex life ;D

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You drew the pig:

Toward the middle, you are a realist.

Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

You drew large ears, you are a great listener!

You drew medium sized tail
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Ooh, another test :lol:

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Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. (well, it had a couple details, a bit medium detailed so don't really know that one :|)
With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better. You drew small ears, you are an OK listener
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.
And again more is better! You drew medium sized tail
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In the gallery as James's Pig

I'm a realist.

I believe in tradition, friendly, and remember dates.

Emotional and naive care little for details, a risk taker.

Secure, stubborn and stick to my ideals.

Medium ears, a good listener

If the last bit about the tail had been right I wouldn't have drawn one. I drew a medium tail.
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canon docre wrote:why are you people such damn good drawers? :( :(
:lol: I haven't drawn like that since I was 2 years old!
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boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote:why are you people such damn good drawers? :( :(
:lol: I haven't drawn like that since I was 2 years old!
About 10 ago then :innocent: :twisted:
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boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote:why are you people such damn good drawers? :( :(
:lol: I haven't drawn like that since I was 2 years old!
And then on a computer even? :eek: f**king hard to do a proper drawing with a mouse :urff: And animals are quite hard alltogether as well...
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boudicca wrote:
canon docre wrote:why are you people such damn good drawers? :( :(
:lol: I haven't drawn like that since I was 2 years old!
... what? You mean you're even better with a pen? Damn. :|

I most like Markfiends pig. It has such an appealing & friendly face. Cuuute :D
Without the "oink" DerekR's pig would actually be an ant bear. :P

oh and Obviousman: you did quite good too, I think. :D
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I may have attempted to copy a picture of a pig on that very page but that's beside the point!
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robertzombie wrote:robert's incredible super pig
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I may have attempted to copy a picture of a pig on that very page but that's beside the point!
looks like someone finally got the pigtail hint. :innocent:
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canon docre wrote:oh and Obviousman: you did quite good too, I think. :D
That's because this one's smaller then when I drew it, the bigger edition had more flaws in it strangely :lol: Thanks though 8)
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canon docre wrote:
robertzombie wrote:robert's incredible super pig
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I may have attempted to copy a picture of a pig on that very page but that's beside the point!
looks like someone finally got the pigtail hint. :innocent:
i didn't cheat :innocent:
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