MacHeartland V

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Big Si wrote:Wish I'd known about this place - http://www.westbeer.com/index.html I went there yesterday and it's :eek: 8) :notworthy: :D

Next time we meet it'll have to be there :D
Listen not to the man who recommended Stavka :P
What was wrong with Stavka? :|
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scotty wrote:Listen not to the man who recommended Stavka :P
And "Wishbones" :twisted:[/quote]The pakora frae Wishbones' wiz fine, I got a couple fur thi road, a huv tasted better but it wiz guid. Noo that wee Kebabarama next tae the Glesga Garage sells the sweetest veggie pakora ah'v hud in many a year. Image
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Alright then, I'll have my very own MacHeartland meet all by myself in future :( :roll:

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Behave Michael there will always be a warm welcome for you in the MacHeartland!

Get an O'Heartland started, there must be like minded peeps in the emerald isle.
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a good night (again) Nae offence to anyone (and if you are offended GTF :wink: )
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Loved yur hoos Andrew, well Gothic ;D

Next time nae waens 'cause I was glad for once I wisnae too blootered :urff:
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James Blast wrote:Behave Michael there will always be a warm welcome for you in the MacHeartland!

Get an O'Heartland started, there must be like minded peeps in the emerald isle.
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That wasn't me, that was Big Si hiding behind a pint of beer. :lol:

Beware of impostors. :twisted:

(It's a good looking pint though, must steal it next time I need to use one :innocent: )
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Big Si wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Big Si wrote:Wish I'd known about this place - http://www.westbeer.com/index.html I went there yesterday and it's :eek: 8) :notworthy: :D

Next time we meet it'll have to be there :D
Listen not to the man who recommended Stavka :P
What was wrong with Stavka? :|
Aw, I'm only joshing with you Si, in that light-hearted way us Glaswegians generally do before putting the heid in :twisted: :lol: .

Main gripes:
1) Sh!teness of "music" selection, which as I recall included the very worst of what passes for "punk" these days - Green Day, Blink 182 and so on, and also the dross skimmed from the surface of nu-metal frat rock - Alien Ant Farm, Limp Sh!tkit und so weiter und so weiter...
2) Despite having enough vodka in the house to inapacitate the KGB, could they do me a Bloody Mary? Could they buggery.
3) General air of trendiness left this crimped haired pasty faced throwback feeling a little uneasy :oops: .

However this cornucopia of minor annoyances was more than cancelled out by the fine company :D
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boudicca wrote: cornucopia of minor annoyances

sounds like a dodgy goth band ;D
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weebleswobble wrote:
boudicca wrote: cornucopia of minor annoyances

sounds like a dodgy goth band ;D
I seemed to recall hearing them doing a soundcheck in Leipzig this year, now that you come to mention it.
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boudicca wrote:
Big Si wrote:
boudicca wrote: Listen not to the man who recommended Stavka :P
What was wrong with Stavka? :|
Aw, I'm only joshing with you Si, in that light-hearted way us Glaswegians generally do before putting the heid in :twisted: :lol: .

Main gripes:
1) Sh!teness of "music" selection, which as I recall included the very worst of what passes for "punk" these days - Green Day, Blink 182 and so on, and also the dross skimmed from the surface of nu-metal frat rock - Alien Ant Farm, Limp Sh!tkit und so weiter und so weiter...
2) Despite having enough vodka in the house to inapacitate the KGB, could they do me a Bloody Mary? Could they buggery.
3) General air of trendiness left this crimped haired pasty faced throwback feeling a little uneasy :oops: .

However this cornucopia of minor annoyances was more than cancelled out by the fine company :D
Re: 1. all because it's near the Garage so a lot of students go to Stavka 1st before they go clubbing. The DJ's probably a young EMO instead of a cultured old fart like the rest of us :wink:

Re: 2. see 1 - bloody students! :evil:

Re: 3. You didn't like the faux soviet decor? Admittedly it's been trendified a lot over the last year, most of the prop's have disappeared, including the cossack music in the bathroom's :(

I promise you WestBeer is the dog's danglies :wink: ;D
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Timmy where's ya bloody phoaties! :x
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Big Si wrote:Timmy where's ya bloody phoaties! :x
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Si, it's jist a pish pub. Leave It. :cry:

and Leave It Claire, us smokers need a place we can get smashed with a ciggie, other than home.

Next time, I'll insist we go to a micro brewery on 'vi Sarf Syde' called Clockwork ;D
and the veggie pakora is better south of the river, FACT! :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:Si, it's jist a pish pub. Leave It. :cry:

and Leave It Claire, us smokers need a place we can get smashed with a ciggie, other than home.

Next time, I'll insist we go to a micro brewery on 'vi Sarf Syde' called Clockwork
Been there, nae bad pub :wink:
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weebleswobble wrote:
James Blast wrote:Si, it's jist a pish pub. Leave It. :cry:

and Leave It Claire, us smokers need a place we can get smashed with a ciggie, other than home.

Next time, I'll insist we go to a micro brewery on 'vi Sarf Syde' called Clockwork
Been there, nae bad pub :wink:
Why don't we go right up market, get really civilized...................................



































and have the next one in Edinburgh :twisted:
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Jings, is that no jist daft?
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Wan street and a castle :eek:
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weebleswobble wrote:Wan street and a castle :eek:
Aye, and that's one Castle more than Glesga :P
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scotty wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Wan street and a castle :eek:
Aye, and that's one Castle more than Glesga :P




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Castlemilk?
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Zuma wrote:Castlemilk?
Manmilk?

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James Blast wrote:Si, it's jist a pish pub. Leave It. :cry:
Aye, it's gone doon hill :(
James Blast wrote:and Leave It Claire, us smokers need a place we can get smashed with a ciggie, other than home.

Next time, I'll insist we go to a micro brewery on 'vi Sarf Syde' called Clockwork ;D
and the veggie pakora is better south of the river, FACT! :twisted:
Deep Sarf! Bandit Country! :eek:

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weebleswobble wrote:Wan street and a castle :eek:
I knew Dumbarton would get a mention sooner of later. :twisted:
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Pat wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Wan street and a castle :eek:
I knew Dumbarton would get a mention sooner of later. :twisted:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

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Pat wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:Wan street and a castle :eek:
I knew Dumbarton would get a mention sooner of later. :twisted:
Let's Rock! :twisted:

I thank you.

@Si, you're quite right, the Soviet decor was smashing...

@James - I would never deny you the right to puff away on your sticks of doom in good company. In fact it's pretty much the sight of your downcast face :cry: , before you had to go outside to the busstop on the night of the Sisters gig which has turned me completely against the smoking ban. :lol: FACT!!!

Next time I vote for bad cider and "tonic wines" in the Necropolis. Goth neddery at it's finest.
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