Crap Kids Names!!

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OK, it's all down to personal taste, but surly some Kids names are just, well..........wrong :urff:

Ma'grits Three Sisters have just left, they all live in Greenock, one is a Primary School Teacher and gets a right laugh at some of the Names that kids are given, there's Twin Girls at her School called Versace & Gucci :eek:, there Second Name?..................McGachie..........Versace McGachie WTF!, Two Staffardshire Bull Terriers perhaps...........but Kids?, c'mon!.

Others, Nirvana :urff: , Savanna, remember, these Kids live in GREENOCK :eek: , any others?
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My sister's going to a christening in a week or two's time.. the baby's name? Ptolemy.
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Dark wrote:My sister's going to a christening in a week or two's time.. the baby's name? Ptolemy.
There's a guy on a programe about Restoring Houses called that!.
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I know of two kids called Mercedes and Porsche :urff:

(regretfully their brother, SkodaLada, was put up for adoption......)

I mean, what do these parents think? Are they drunk/stupid? :(

...because we all know hw nice school kids can be.... :roll:
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and I thought Kylie, Brittany and Chardonney was as low as it could go, the stupidity of these 'breeders' disturbs me :cry:
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Christ. :eek: I think it only reinforces the theory that culling is a good idea.

I went to a christening a few months back - one of the kids there was called Araminta or Minty for short. Now who names a kid after an East end mechanic?
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In my country long time ago name Dazdraperma was popular. It's abbreviation must be sound terrible ever for your ears.
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scotty wrote:OK, it's all down to personal taste, but surly some Kids names are just, well..........wrong :urff:

Ma'grits Three Sisters have just left, they all live in Greenock, one is a Primary School Teacher and gets a right laugh at some of the Names that kids are given, there's Twin Girls at her School called Versace & Gucci :eek:, there Second Name?..................McGachie..........Versace McGachie WTF!, Two Staffardshire Bull Terriers perhaps...........but Kids?, c'mon!.

Others, Nirvana :urff: , Savanna, remember, these Kids live in GREENOCK :eek: , any others?
You only have to look at the parents, then you have the answer :roll:
I prefer old fashioned names myself.
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streamline wrote:I
I mean, what do these parents think? Are they drunk/stupid? :(

...because we all know hw nice school kids can be.... :roll:
Do you remember "A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash?
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eotunun wrote: Do you remember "A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash?
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:lol: The San Quentin version always makes want to cry for some reason. :cry:
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eotunun wrote:Britney Spears. Can it get any worse?
Brocolli Spiers? ;D
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scotty wrote:Versace McGachie WTF!
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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how's it pronounced doon Grennock (sic) though:
Ver-say-chey
Ver-sac
Verssey
Verse-Ace

probably Wee Sachy or thi Bairn?
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I remember getting pram-rammed by a woman shouting 'Chanel!' after a little girl merrily elbowing people in the knees :urff:
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I always thought Patrick was a terrible name but not as bad as Placenta. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's a real one ,honest.. :lol:
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A guy I know named his daughter after his favourite soccer team.
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A teacher I know had the name Pstephanie on a list of pupils at the start of the school year. Assuming that it was a typo, she called the girl Stephanie. She was corrected; her name indeed was pronounced P-stephanie.

On a similar note, I worked with someone named Dick Wood, and a former neighbor was named Woody Love. The former is now retired, and the latter was a veteran of the Axis War, so they are not what should be considered newly named. Harry Sheets also caused a smile.

Plus, Douglas Dick in school was called Dickless Doug by fellow 14 year olds in all their compassionate glory.
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my Mum is called Molly, she hates it, but it is becoming very popular in these days
I think Molly is passe now :cry:
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It is a problem though - being 2(ish) months away from Mrs. C giving birth (I thought I'd be PC :innocent: ) we still can't agree on names. The only girls name we have agreed on is Nancy. Boys names are another matter - she still doesn't like Eldritch as a first name for some reason. :cry:
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Umm, Home- "Andrew" is a very nice name. Why not Andrew..?
:lol: She´ll probably like it, don´t ye think? :wink:
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eotunun wrote:Umm, Home- "Andrew" is a very nice name. Why not Andrew..?
:lol: She´ll probably like it, don´t ye think? :wink:
Tried that one - no go. :evil: :D
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How about Wayne? ;)
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Dark wrote:How about Wayne? ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: That would be tempting fate. I don't want an ugly baby. ;D She won't even consider Robochrist :roll:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
eotunun wrote:Umm, Home- "Andrew" is a very nice name. Why not Andrew..?
:lol: She´ll probably like it, don´t ye think? :wink:
Tried that one - no go. :evil: :D
Spiggy doesn´t fit either. ..? :|
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