Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
TourGuider
Road Kill
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07 Sep 2006, 16:30
Dear Debbie AKA MadameButterfly thank you for being my wife
You die hard TSOM fan stole my heart in 1994.
I just want to thank you, my beautiful women, and mother of my children for
your love, support and your patience for the last 13 years.
I like to thank you for the two beautiful children you gave me.
Love always Jos
ps.
Get your beautiful butt away from the PC and come upstairs and ……………
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James Blast
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07 Sep 2006, 16:37
Aw you guys, bless.
my best wishes to both of you
James
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
nick the stripper
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07 Sep 2006, 16:39
I’ve gone all gooey inside.
Happy anniversary.
markfiend
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07 Sep 2006, 16:49
Congrats you two.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
weebleswobble
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07 Sep 2006, 16:52
Love is a many splintered thing
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
aims
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07 Sep 2006, 16:54
Congrats
:notworthy:
Many splendoured
hallucienate
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christophe
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07 Sep 2006, 17:22
ooh
hoe lief
congrats, both of you!
Another Shade of You.
radiojamaica
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07 Sep 2006, 17:26
Yeah
You ARE a lovely couple!
Keep it real
...
now get undressed
in dub we trust
libby
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Posts: 522 Joined: 24 Apr 2006, 21:54
07 Sep 2006, 17:28
christophe wrote: ooh
hoe lief
congrats, both of you!
Very sweet indeed
Keep on enjoying each other!
Obviousman
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EvilBastard
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07 Sep 2006, 18:08
Motz wrote: Many splendoured
Many
gendered
Congratulations!
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Izzy HaveMercy
The Worlds Greatest Living Belgian
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07 Sep 2006, 18:30
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Het beste en nog vele jaren tesamen!
Oh, and
Jos , you better change that 'women' thing into 'woman' or your three years will end here...
IZ.
James Blast
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07 Sep 2006, 18:42
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: Oh, and Jos , you better change that 'women' thing into 'woman' or your three years will end here...
she's only a wee slip of a lass too, no like these laydeez...
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Izzy HaveMercy
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07 Sep 2006, 18:44
James Blast wrote: Izzy HaveMercy wrote: Oh, and Jos , you better change that 'women' thing into 'woman' or your three years will end here...
she's only a wee slip of a lass too, no like these laydeez...
Or a certain other one we both know since my Wales trip eh James
IZ.
James Blast
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07 Sep 2006, 19:03
I site the 10th commandment on that one
BBoss , in its nicest possible way, of course
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
TourGuider
Road Kill
Posts: 50 Joined: 29 Aug 2005, 21:14
07 Sep 2006, 20:03
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Oh, and
Jos , you better change that 'women' thing into 'woman' or your three years will end here...
IZ.
No trust me, she is all WOMEN
sometimes it sounds like there is more than one of her.
TG
Dark
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07 Sep 2006, 20:19
Congrats. A Bowie-clone and a red wine-drinking artist. Match made in heaven?
James Blast
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07 Sep 2006, 20:27
TourGuider wrote: sometimes it sounds like there is more than one of her
too true...
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Zuma
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mh
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07 Sep 2006, 21:51
TourGuider wrote: Get your beautiful butt away from the PC and come upstairs and ……………
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............... Make the bed - it's in a state! There's some hoovering that needs doing also!
(Only joking - congrats the pair o' ye!)
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
rian
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08 Sep 2006, 14:03
Congrates!
I've been married 1 year on the 10 of September...
I think someone set my soul alight
Ozpat
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08 Sep 2006, 14:16
"as we walk on the floodland"
Planet Dave
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08 Sep 2006, 17:50
mh wrote: TourGuider wrote: Get your beautiful butt away from the PC and come upstairs and ……………
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............... Make the bed - it's in a state! There's some hoovering that needs doing also!
(Only joking - congrats the pair o' ye!)
Debs and Jos, congratulations to you both, two of the grooviest people one could ever wish to know.
There is increasing evidence to suggest that Chris may have been being sarcastic.
scotty
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08 Sep 2006, 18:59
Congrat's you pair
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"