split: Andrew Eldritch becomes a fud thread

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ormfdmrush wrote:FUD
The boy's getting the hang of it........ :lol:
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a correct use of fud:

"Amanda's fud emitted a queef which caused everyone round the dinner table to cough into their serviettes"
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James Blast wrote:a correct use of fud:

"Amanda's fud emitted a queef which caused everyone round the dinner table to cough into their serviettes"
:notworthy: :notworthy: Master Blaster :notworthy: :notworthy:
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weebleswobble wrote:
James Blast wrote:a correct use of fud:

"Amanda's fud emitted a queef which caused everyone round the dinner table to cough into their serviettes"
:notworthy: :notworthy: Master Blaster :notworthy: :notworthy:
your turn :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"fud, fud, fud, is that all you think about, you're unnatural pal, you're a freak!",

Name that Film
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OK, i'll try
on-topic practice: "Andrew Eldritch likes to play concerts, because no one can recognize his fud then on the stage"
correct?
do you know whether AE ever made a fud? (correct?)
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weebleswobble wrote:"fud, fud, fud, is that all you think about, you're unnatural pal, you're a freak!",

Name that Film
:D
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ormfdmrush wrote:OK, i'll try
on-topic practice: "Andrew Eldritch likes to play concerts, because no one can recognize his fud then on the stage"
correct?
do you know whether AE ever made a fud? (correct?)
nope, keep trying ;D
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what's incorrect: plot or grammar?
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both :|

stick with it, there's no way on God's great Earth I would attempt Russian :notworthy:
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weebleswobble wrote:"fud, fud, fud, is that all you think about, you're unnatural pal, you're a freak!",

Name that Film
:D
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I'm afraid you lose the stainless steel knife set, care to risk the crystal decanter? ;D
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s'OK, I have plenty of knives, n'at :|
is it Tarrentino, like? I really need a crystal decanter, n'aw
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James Blast wrote:s'OK, I have plenty of knives, n'at :|
is it Tarrentino, like? I really need a crystal decanter, n'aw
Closer tae hame

footbaw an' lassies :wink:
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James Blast wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:"fud, fud, fud, is that all you think about, you're unnatural pal, you're a freak!",

Name that Film
:D
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God I hated that movie :urff:

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weebleswobble wrote:
James Blast wrote:s'OK, I have plenty of knives, n'at :|
is it Tarrentino, like? I really need a crystal decanter, n'aw
Closer tae hame

footbaw an' lassies :wink:
Just a guess, but would that make it Gregory's Girl? Years since I've seen it, but some classic lines...

"Christ, you're worse than my dad. He's old - at least he's got an excuse for being a prick!"

"All that fuss over a bit of tit." :lol:
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smiscandlon wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
James Blast wrote:s'OK, I have plenty of knives, n'at :|
is it Tarrentino, like? I really need a crystal decanter, n'aw
Closer tae hame

footbaw an' lassies :wink:
Just a guess, but would that make it Gregory's Girl? Years since I've seen it, but some classic lines...

"Christ, you're worse than my dad. He's old - at least he's got an excuse for being a prick!"

"All that fuss over a bit of tit." :lol:
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James Blast wrote:a correct use of fud:

"Amanda's fud emitted a queef which caused everyone round the dinner table to cough into their serviettes"
"Can't you stop saying 'fud' all the time!" :wink:
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Looks like HL hits a new low here.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:Looks like HL hits a new low here.
am I to blame, Jess? :|
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canon docre wrote:Looks like HL hits a new low here.
Impossible
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Bless me, but they do try their best.

How about:
Aunt Agatha was shocked and disgusted last time she visited young Bertie Wooster for dinner, as his pet dog kept trying to put his nose up her FUD all evening.
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Ahem.... can't we keep this sort of derailment for General chat :|
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Split from the Eldritch thread in the Where Are They Now forum. Have fun with your (or someone else's) fud posts here.

How long before someone does a google search for "fud post"?
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^ beat that 'fud'. ;D
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This kind of puts the cartoon character Elmer FUD in a WHOLE new perspective, doesn't it? :lol: :twisted:
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