Happy Birthday...

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smiscandlon
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... No-one. Given that we have 1,930 members isn't it statistically unusual that no Heartlanders have a birthday today?

Ah well, best Birthday wishes to Don 'The Dragon' Wilson. Who? He's only the man Chuck Norris could have been...
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Are you saying Chuck isnae a man?

He's a f**king Texas Ranger :eek: :lol:
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i had a birthday yesterday
being totally ill
i even missed The Young Gods gig
fick...
today i understood that 19 years is a problem
"and i get frightened..."
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smiscandlon wrote:... No-one. Given that we have 1,930 members isn't it statistically unusual that no Heartlanders have a birthday today?
Apparently all the porn and pharmaceutical members declined to include information on their birthdays. :roll:
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ormfdmrush wrote:i had a birthday yesterday
being totally ill
i even missed The Young Gods gig
fick...
today i understood that 19 years is a problem
"and i get frightened..."
Doh! we missed a birthday-Hope It Was A Good 'Un

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Yeah, happy belated birtday, Russia! ;D

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Yes...happy birthday Rush. 8)
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Congratulations :D
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Theres ~ 1 in 200 chance that no-one from a group of 1930 people has a birthday on any given day. But like Martin says, you aren't obliged to type in your birthday when you sign up.

I don't know how many people have entered their birthday, which makes it hard to work out the odds in this case. 8)
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markfiend wrote:Theres ~ 1 in 200 chance that no-one from a group of 1930 people has a birthday on any given day. But like Martin says, you aren't obliged to type in your birthday when you sign up.

I don't know how many people have entered their birthday, which makes it hard to work out the odds in this case. 8)
Reading the first few lines I thought you starting counting the birthdaty mentioners... :lol:
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ormfdmrush wrote:i had a birthday yesterday
being totally ill
i even missed The Young Gods gig
fick...
today i understood that 19 years is a problem
"and i get frightened..."
vsego horoshego, drug moi!
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pikkrong wrote:
ormfdmrush wrote:i had a birthday yesterday
being totally ill
i even missed The Young Gods gig
fick...
today i understood that 19 years is a problem
"and i get frightened..."
vsego horoshego, drug moi!
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