Idiot Islamic Fundamentalist with chip on shoulder: "British people are dogs, and their women are whores."
Idiot Catholic Fundamentalist with a silly hat: "Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."
Idiot National Socialist Fundamentalist with silly moustache: "Die juden sind unser Ungluck."
Idiot Blue-Rinsed Fundamentalist with alcoholic husband: "A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us."
Turns out that you don't need religion or a silly hat to be a nutter, just an opinion that you shout loudly enough to drown out everyone else.
Personally, I'm with
on the Idiot Catholic thing:
"Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the idea of the Pope in many ways, but fair's fair: anybody who so consistently deludes the Third World into protracting the wretchedness of the Dark Ages deserves to do it from Nowheresville."
I don't tolerate nutters of any stripe, as it goes - religion generally doesn't play a part unless some idiot rings my doorbell at 8am on a Sunday and asks if I've invited some hippy bloke into my life - apparently they nailed this poor bugger to a tree ages ago (which seems a bit extreme), and ever since people have been going round asking people if they know him. Seems an odd basis for a religion, but hey, if it works for you, fairy 'nuff.
What I never got was why some people are desperate to have you believe in their religion - is this a "misery loves company" thing?