From an old friend at Newsnight:
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts:
"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager:
"Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'. It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
Knew you'd be pleased...
Chairman Bux
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We first met through a shared view
She loved me and I did too
We first met through a shared view
She loved me and I did too
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it's a darn sight better than his leper jokes, trust me 
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