Clavichords

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Michael aka Emilien
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Hey, musicians!
It a great pleasure for me to introduce to you www.klavier.ru, the company, which makes clavichords for YOU!
markfiend wrote:I didn't compose it, I don't even remember how good it is.
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Are you on drugs? :innocent:
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Yes.
markfiend wrote:I didn't compose it, I don't even remember how good it is.
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Well that's alright then :lol:
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Which drugs?Prozac?
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Well, if anyone is in dire need of some kick ass bagpipes to accompany the clavichords and do an interesting new version of Temple Of Love..lemme know. One should be able to do the Ofra Haza bits on bagpipes, me thinks...*nods*
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Бля, какие ж тут распиздяи тусуются...
markfiend wrote:I didn't compose it, I don't even remember how good it is.
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Michael aka Emilien wrote:Бля, какие ж тут распиздяи тусуются...
.ti did dad s’remlap aruaL
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Michael aka Emilien wrote:Бля, какие ж тут распиздяи тусуются...
.ti did dad s’remlap aruaL
klaatu baratu niktu
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How dare you!!!!
markfiend wrote:I didn't compose it, I don't even remember how good it is.
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Michael aka Emilien wrote:Бля, какие ж тут распиздяи тусуются...
If you think we're arses, then don't bother posting I'd say :roll: (and please if you say things like that, do it in English so everyone knows what you're up to :))
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Obviousman wrote:
Michael aka Emilien wrote:Бля, какие ж тут распиздяи тусуются...
If you think we're arses, then don't bother posting I'd say :roll: (and please if you say things like that, do it in English so everyone knows what you're up to :))
Totally agree :twisted:
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Fudski Alert?
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I prefer "Toga! Toga! Toga!"
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James Blast wrote:I prefer "Toga! Toga! Toga!"
Oh, alright then.

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a liitle bit louder Now!
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James Blast wrote:a liitle bit louder Now!
Not if you're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION

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Electric Bagpipes

Now there's a subject worthy of serious discussion. Did anybody ever make them? What kind of amplification do they use? How do they sound with distortion and effects pedals?
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Obviousman wrote:If you think we're arses, then don't bother posting I'd say :roll: (and please if you say things like that, do it in English so everyone knows what you're up to :))
i DON'T REALLY think so, but look, here (in this thread) is only trash and crap messages, maybe except one or two... That's not cool, dude
markfiend wrote:I didn't compose it, I don't even remember how good it is.
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General Chat Intro wrote:Over three quarters of it is utter gibberish
This is the way things normally go
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Heh... Sorry then :)
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