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ooo I suspect the irish would disagree with you there mr blast. but then again... they are irish.
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this more like the HL I know and love :D
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vodka snobbery? whisky spelling problems?
forget them all and get a good old bottle Irish poteen
(some pondlife pronounce it 'per-cheeeen')
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
drink it
get a warm head
giggle some
get a fuzzy head
fall down
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
get another bottle and ad-infinitum
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On Saturday night I discovered that Asda smart-price vodka is very bad for your health.It causes you to fall over on your face forgetting to use your hands to break your fall :urff:
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:lol:
may i suggest more practice in the art of falling down?
or learn the quick way and get a motorbike!
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Deviate Love: Neither is available in Finland :( My condemnation of French vodka is based on the experience of Viking (as well as the romantic notion of Russian vodka), so one could say perhaps the selection we have to choose from here is not anything to cheer about.

But i have a bottle of Grasovka now waiting for my attention. :)
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itnAklipse wrote:Deviate Love: Neither is available in Finland :( My condemnation of French vodka is based on the experience of Viking (as well as the romantic notion of Russian vodka), so one could say perhaps the selection we have to choose from here is not anything to cheer about.

But i have a bottle of Grasovka now waiting for my attention. :)
I personally despise the French and most of the stuff that leaves that place and finds it's way over here..but that particular vodka is good..However..Black Death remains the best...cool name, cool bottle and one hell of an excellent drinl! So...GET IT!;-)
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How did I miss this thread?

Of course there's an E in Whiskey.

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mh wrote:How did I miss this thread?
And how did I?
Zubrowka. Without the apple juice. 8) I can imagine at least ten bilboards with Eldritch advertising it, don't know why, probably because they both go well with any of my moods, at any time, any place, any circumstances - and always make me feel better, no matter how bad or how good it already is.
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I see that peole in Poland have Zubrovka, in my countyry is called Stumbrine. In the fact in Europe there are no original Zubro (my be Zubrow in Polish language). I know one thing that all Europe bisons are hybrids with american bisons.:)))
If you want to drink vodka you should make what russians make you should do not drink after 100 g of vodka but you should someting eat. as russians drink a lot of vodka they have expierience.:)))
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Viru Valge in big amounts works well - I proved it more than once last week :von:
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All I know is that since I shifted from Stoli to Ketel One I've yet to wake up with a hangover, although the volume consumed has remained fairly constant.
For a Top Night Out (but a Godawful Morning After) I reccomend Berserker Brennwin (our new Icelandic friend can probably help out with the spelling) - drink enough of it and you can't feel your extremities, you see vapour trails coming off passers-by, and you feel the urge to strip naked, pick up the poker and the lid off the bin, and run screaming down the street in the middle of the night looking for someone to rape and pillage. Which explains the less than stellar morning after...
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EvilBastard wrote:All I know is that since I shifted from Stoli to Ketel One I've yet to wake up with a hangover, although the volume consumed has remained fairly constant.
For a Top Night Out (but a Godawful Morning After) I reccomend Berserker Brennwin (our new Icelandic friend can probably help out with the spelling) - drink enough of it and you can't feel your extremities, you see vapour trails coming off passers-by, and you feel the urge to strip naked, pick up the poker and the lid off the bin, and run screaming down the street in the middle of the night looking for someone to rape and pillage. Which explains the less than stellar morning after...
I think it's called Brennivin. In Sweden we call it Brännvin.
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Nic wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:All I know is that since I shifted from Stoli to Ketel One I've yet to wake up with a hangover, although the volume consumed has remained fairly constant.
For a Top Night Out (but a Godawful Morning After) I reccomend Berserker Brennwin (our new Icelandic friend can probably help out with the spelling) - drink enough of it and you can't feel your extremities, you see vapour trails coming off passers-by, and you feel the urge to strip naked, pick up the poker and the lid off the bin, and run screaming down the street in the middle of the night looking for someone to rape and pillage. Which explains the less than stellar morning after...
I think it's called Brennivin. In Sweden we call it Brännvin.
I gotta get me some of that. :twisted:
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mh wrote:
Nic wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:All I know is that since I shifted from Stoli to Ketel One I've yet to wake up with a hangover, although the volume consumed has remained fairly constant.
For a Top Night Out (but a Godawful Morning After) I reccomend Berserker Brennwin (our new Icelandic friend can probably help out with the spelling) - drink enough of it and you can't feel your extremities, you see vapour trails coming off passers-by, and you feel the urge to strip naked, pick up the poker and the lid off the bin, and run screaming down the street in the middle of the night looking for someone to rape and pillage. Which explains the less than stellar morning after...
I think it's called Brennivin. In Sweden we call it Brännvin.
I gotta get me some of that. :twisted:
Makes you grow chest hair. :wink:
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While we're on the subject, I can confirm - on the basis of half a bottle the other night - that a certain Swedish vodka is absolut-ly awful. Well, that's all duty free had at the time.
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Nic wrote:Makes you grow chest hair. :wink:
S'not the only place where it makes you grow hair - the morning after it felt like I'd got stubble on the insides of my eyelids... :lol:
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EvilBastard wrote:
Nic wrote:Makes you grow chest hair. :wink:
S'not the only place where it makes you grow hair - the morning after it felt like I'd got stubble on the insides of my eyelids... :lol:
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