Goth Girls Are Easy

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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mr blast is in enough trouble already!

oh yes, dark. go get.
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emilystrange wrote:goth boys seem to be easily distracted by food, tech gadgetry, anorakabilia, and bosoms.
I have no problem with any of the above, and just for you Steve

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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it's not a problem, just an identification of weaknesses to exploit
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emilystrange wrote:it's not a problem, just an identification of weaknesses to exploit
I'm intrigued now ems 8)
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James Blast wrote:
emilystrange wrote:goth boys seem to be easily distracted by food, tech gadgetry, anorakabilia, and bosoms.
I have no problem with any of the above, and just for you Steve

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'd do the Blonde one :innocent: :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Hey! A new Pic of the Dolly Sisters! :D

Nice one James! Image

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i refuse to give away any trade secrets on how to gain the affection/attention of the intended target
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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emilystrange wrote:i refuse to give away any trade secrets on how to gain the affection/attention of the intended target
Just give them a kick, attention got, affection too when target is into BDSM.

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emilystrange wrote:mr blast is in enough trouble already!

oh yes, dark. go get.
Don't encourage him :cry:
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you cut your cloth to the 'customer' yes
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emilystrange wrote:i refuse to give away any trade secrets on how to gain the affection/attention of the intended target
is that little black (rubber) dress involved?
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scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:
emilystrange wrote:goth boys seem to be easily distracted by food, tech gadgetry, anorakabilia, and bosoms.
I have no problem with any of the above, and just for you Steve

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'd do the Blonde one :innocent: :twisted:
I have. :twisted:
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davedecay wrote:
scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:I have no problem with any of the above, and just for you Steve

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'd do the Blonde one :innocent: :twisted:
I have. :twisted:
the raven haired one's more 'adventurous' :innocent:
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scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:
emilystrange wrote:goth boys seem to be easily distracted by food, tech gadgetry, anorakabilia, and bosoms.
I have no problem with any of the above, and just for you Steve

Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'd do the Blonde one :innocent: :twisted:
I AM the blonde.... if I would eat a tad more....
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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emilystrange wrote:i refuse to give away any trade secrets on how to gain the affection/attention of the intended target
but i learnt from the best.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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Lesbian bed death?Lesbian f**king bed death.For f**king f**k bastard sake!

Mind you I'm sure we're all guilty of dancing to the Sisters like a high class whore.I know I am.


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Burn wrote:where's Derek R when ya need 'im!?
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Hello! Did someone call? :lol:
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James Blast wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i refuse to give away any trade secrets on how to gain the affection/attention of the intended target
is that little black (rubber) dress involved?
possibly
Madame Butterfly wrote:but i learnt from the best.
and besides, they're only boys.. :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:
James Blast wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i refuse to give away any trade secrets on how to gain the affection/attention of the intended target
is that little black (rubber) dress involved?
possibly
"Madame Butterfly" wrote:but i learnt from the best.
and besides, they're only boys.. :lol:

"...are we not Men?..."
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:
James Blast wrote:is that little black (rubber) dress involved?
possibly
"Madame Butterfly" wrote:but i learnt from the best.
and besides, they're only boys.. :lol:

"...are we not Men?..."
no never only in your dreams...
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no.
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emilystrange wrote:
James Blast wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i refuse to give away any trade secrets on how to gain the affection/attention of the intended target
is that little black (rubber) dress involved?
possibly
Madame Butterfly wrote:but i learnt from the best.
and besides, they're only boys.. :lol:
boys who screw up the quoteing...sorry ems... :roll: :wink:
had a bath hun cause something smells lovely!
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MadameButterfly wrote:
scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote: possibly
and besides, they're only boys.. :lol:

"...are we not Men?..."
no never only in your dreams...
My dreams don't involve Men...........they involve Kittens & Baby Oil :innocent: :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:
James Blast wrote:is that little black (rubber) dress involved?
possibly
"Madame Butterfly" wrote:but i learnt from the best.
and besides, they're only boys.. :lol:

"...are we not Men?..."

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No, you're Devo.......... :lol:
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9while9 wrote:
scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote: possibly
and besides, they're only boys.. :lol:

"...are we not Men?..."

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No, you're Devo.......... :lol:
:notworthy: 8) :notworthy: :wink:
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