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Umm, as James said, were on a topic *cough* let´s get off! In a hurry..
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Is this the GWAR thread????

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...and the fud was this big......
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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weebleswobble wrote:Image

...and the fud was this big......
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lying down, of course.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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paint it black wrote:Because you think that poor is cool. :?
When I saw your photo, in the press, I thought
Is she blonde?, under her dress, I thought
I hope they make her, take off her dress
For the next one, but they didn't even know it would be so much better if it had been alright sitting there having a fag

I used to have your picture, in the toilet
I wanted you to see my naked body and oil it
But my mother had to catch me and spoil it

And I don't think even you, could have given me more
Murder

Every time I see your picture, Myra
I have to phone my latest girlfriend and fire 'er
And find a prostitute that looks like you and hire 'er
Oh, me oh Myra

You better watch out Brady, I'm gonna 'ave ya lady
Just 'cause I wan-'er, just 'cause I can get her and you can't
So pogo on that you twåt
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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markfiend wrote: So pogo on that you twåt
TW&T

"Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected s**t-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna p*ss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
twit. "
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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rian, on Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:41 pm wrote:I'm horny
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :kiss:

I hope that won you a prize! ;D
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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Anyone have this on CD? :?:
"An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why." - William Faulkner

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Thread necro lives!
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:lol: No s**t! :notworthy:
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I prophesy disaster :roll:
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Why, Martin, why?
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9while9, 9while9, 9while9!
Mind: I didn't say R*****e!
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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eotunun wrote:
James Blast wrote:It's alive! It's alive! It's alive!
<- Yup! I hear my master call?
:eek: Oh, how much older I got in that short time..
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Omega, you people were weird before I came onboard.

The bar has been set high!
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Oh don't worry, you'll be able to jump it, Tim :wink: :kiss:

The Bar Of Wierd that is!
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E before I, your highness, have you been hitting the Baileys again?!
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No, that's my one spelling blindspot :lol: :oops:
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eotunun wrote:9while9, 9while9, 9while9!
Mind: I didn't say R*****e!
You rang? :twisted:
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Is there some kind of early-warning system they use? That's what RAF Fylingdales is all about, isn't it?! :lol: ;D
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eotunun wrote:
:eek: Oh, how much older I got in that short time..
why? have you ever been young? :innocent: :lol: :lol:
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
tear up your pants for psicho...and jump on him
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What is it about saying old users names that brings them back to life?

Larrrrrssssssss Svenssssonnnnn....
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