The Biscuit has been taken

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James Blast wrote:did I ever mention that I saw Tones On Tail? :innocent:
No, but I have had Beans on Toast...... :urff:
here's yir jaikit, FUD!
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Christ I'm craving iced zoo's!
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MadameButterfly wrote:Christ I'm craving iced zoo's!
Whit???? :urff:
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scotty wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Christ I'm craving iced zoo's!
Whit???? :urff:
Iced Zoo are little 57mm by 40mm sweet crisp biscuits, onto the back of which has been deposited a generous amount of highly coloured icing. On top of this sits a little white icing animal, which instantly put me in mind of those grecian freezes on Wedgwood pottery. The icing appears to employ some other ingredients apart from the obvious sugar and colour. These would appear to be sodium bicarbonate and acetic acid. This explains the light texture as the small bubbles of carbon dioxide must by caught in the sugar matrix. Also on opening the pack a sweet and slightly astringent waft of chemical biscuitry assails the nostrils. The smell is contradictory, familiar like your favourite childhood sweet shop yet foreign and strange. Overall the effect is not dissimilar to large and friendly Iced Gem.
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so nothing to do with this then?

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weebleswobble wrote:
scotty wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Christ I'm craving iced zoo's!
Whit???? :urff:
Iced Zoo are little 57mm by 40mm sweet crisp biscuits, onto the back of which has been deposited a generous amount of highly coloured icing. On top of this sits a little white icing animal, which instantly put me in mind of those grecian freezes on Wedgwood pottery. The icing appears to employ some other ingredients apart from the obvious sugar and colour. These would appear to be sodium bicarbonate and acetic acid. This explains the light texture as the small bubbles of carbon dioxide must by caught in the sugar matrix. Also on opening the pack a sweet and slightly astringent waft of chemical biscuitry assails the nostrils. The smell is contradictory, familiar like your favourite childhood sweet shop yet foreign and strange. Overall the effect is not dissimilar to large and friendly Iced Gem.
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OMG! I'm licking my screen, thank you for that thingyjoby!

ooo...weebiewobbie, don't you have a blue one? ;D
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DerekR wrote:so nothing to do with this then?

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That will not taste nice covered in icing sugar :urff:
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OMG! I'm licking my screen, thank you for that thingyjoby!

ooo...weebiewobbie, don't you have a blue one? ;D
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I hope its blue - I'm colour blind :oops:
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weebleswobble wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
OMG! I'm licking my screen, thank you for that thingyjoby!

ooo...weebiewobbie, don't you have a blue one? ;D
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I hope its blue - I'm colour blind :oops:
If it's Labia Blue you're after, it's Blue :wink: :innocent: :twisted: :lol:
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scotty wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
OMG! I'm licking my screen, thank you for that thingyjoby!

ooo...weebiewobbie, don't you have a blue one? ;D
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I hope its blue - I'm colour blind :oops:
If it's Labie Blue you're after, it's Blue :wink: :innocent: :twisted: :lol:
scotty shutityou, no weebs it's f**king pink! that does not want me to lick the screen, but please do try again! :D
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scotty shutityou, no weebs it's f**king pink! that does not want me to lick the screen, but please do try again! :D
Biscuit Porn...there must be a market for it :lol:


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can you handle a whole pack? :eek:
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James Blast wrote:did I ever mention that I saw Tones On Tail? :innocent:
Honestly? If so tell me more! :D
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weebleswobble wrote:
DerekR wrote:so nothing to do with this then?

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That will not taste nice covered in icing sugar :urff:
Yeah that pink one as posted above ^^^^ is supposed to be an elephant...go figure? :roll: S.A. needs to get more creative with shapes goddamnit! And get purple in there you idiots! What's wrong with you?

*phew*

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weebleswobble wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
scotty shutityou, no weebs it's f**king pink! that does not want me to lick the screen, but please do try again! :D
Biscuit Porn...there must be a market for it :lol:


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can you handle a whole pack? :eek:
no...*faints*

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You're in a good mood tonight Debs :eek: :twisted: :lol: :kiss:
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scotty wrote:You're in a good mood tonight Debs :eek: :twisted: :lol: :kiss:
Down to a bottle and little HL has had one fuckinghellofaweek with all the reunions...it's true, we all love cookies! :wink: :lol: :kiss:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
scotty wrote:You're in a good mood tonight Debs :eek: :twisted: :lol: :kiss:
Down to a bottle and little HL has had one fuckinghellofaweek with all the reunions...it's true, we all love cookies! :wink: :lol: :kiss:
Ahhh, it becomes clear :lol: :lol: :kiss:
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scotty wrote:
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scotty wrote:You're in a good mood tonight Debs :eek: :twisted: :lol: :kiss:
Down to a bottle and little HL has had one fuckinghellofaweek with all the reunions...it's true, we all love cookies! :wink: :lol: :kiss:
Ahhh, it becomes clear :lol: :lol: :kiss:
Just check the moon and the stars and all is well.

Although if I mention the moon I tend to think of cheese!

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9while9 wrote:
James Blast wrote:did I ever mention that I saw Tones On Tail? :innocent:
Honestly? If so tell me more! :D
thi morn's nicht, I'm tired and this thread has bin o'er run by biscuit (ersed) 'hoors' :urff: ;D :lol:
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James Blast wrote:
9while9 wrote:
James Blast wrote:did I ever mention that I saw Tones On Tail? :innocent:
Honestly? If so tell me more! :D
thi morn's nicht, I'm tired and this thread has bin o'er run by biscuit (ersed) 'hoors' :urff: ;D :lol:
I understand.....Perhaps at a later date.... :D
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