Hey Now, Ok just been watching Jackie Straw on telly trying to justify his comments about the veil. Followed by some irate Muslims counter arguing his points..blah blah blah blah.
Now for me, as a blue collar slob who works hard all day and all he wants to do of an evening is sit round in his pants and watch My Name is Earl with a Jack n' Coke and some random bird on the sofa. I normally couldn't give a flying Fook about the Muslims and others religions and Pro- Lifers, Chelsea FC, Big Brother and soaps. But I do smile when Paris Hilton gets chinned though..anyway, here's my childish theories on the veil.
1) They are all ugly and like most men would prefer, coverd up in front of their mates. There's not one guy alive whose not copped for some dodgy skank and hoped his mates won't knock round or see you crow-barring her into a cab that very moment.
2) They are as tight as a very tight thing. And trying to save money on make-up.
3) They're blokes with long eyelashes.
4) It's all a big laugh to confuse men, so when you walk into a room you spend five mintues trying to work out which one's actually your Missus. And then just randomly picking one hoping it's your mate's hot wife.
5) They're all nekid underneath!
6) It's archaic form of mistreatment and a degrading form of controlling women that should of been eliminated hundreds of years ago along with cutting off peoples hands and tongues out.
Bye for now.
The Muslim Veil debate.. A man's perspective.
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Ramone wrote:...with a Jack n' Coke
Now that does cause offence....on it's own please
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Of course, the only thing worthy enough to put into rubbish is other rubbish.Rise&Reverberate wrote:Ramone wrote:...with a Jack n' Coke
Now that does cause offence....on it's own please
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