Fantasies

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Black Planet
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Ok here's mine.

Andrew. All him. I meet him by falling on his feet while he's on stage, we wrestle a bit so to avoid the hot lamps and those nasty burns.

He pins me to the floor, and I bat my eyes at him, of course I'm dressed in pastel colors...jesus christ, did you think I was f**king god damnd piece of s**t goth? Hell no. He sees that, and my fair skin and...........colored hair and melts. So I say, Um Coffee? After the gig?

He smiles, plants a huge kiss on my ...ever so receptive lips, I am sighing as even as I type this... I kiss him back....Yeah he says, coffee , and what was your name?

Planet I say, my name is Planet.

To be continued.

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Thats gross
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Black Planet
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So there I am flat on my back wondering...about my coffee, and how's my hair look and oh my god...he said Yes. He said yes.

Then these hands grab me..pull me away literally past Herr Doktor, Nurse, into this darkness. But I can hear him singing

And I need all the love I can get.......And I need all the love that I cant get to....
I want MORE!!!!!!!

TBC
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See above
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really, please, stop it.

I dont feel at all well.
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Seconded.

I just lost my dinner.
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Black Planet wrote:TBC
hmmmm :roll:
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Black Planet
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Oh for God's sake you all are too damn serious! What the hell is wrong with wanting coffee and conversation with a gorgeous man who proclaims for all the world to hear, that he is an intellectual love God? :von:

Did you really think I'd have sex with him here in public? Get your minds out of the gutter and get a sense of humor.

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Oh come on, unless you're a midget you'd be too tall for him - you do realise he's only 4'7" in real life right?
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Jim wrote:Oh come on, unless you're a midget you'd be too tall for him - you do realise he's only 4'7" in real life right?

Nice to know someone here has a sense of humor.

He is 5'7" tall. And I am shorter than he is by 5 inches!
And when he says "Now that we've had sex, I'm going to smoke" to me ....LMAO I'll slap him.


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Welome to the monkey house Planet - you'll love it here. :P
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Planet - you've got it bad girl!! Welcome to the club! xxxx
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:D :D :D :D :lol:

welcome :)
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@ Planet - Love the Bougereaux avatar by the way ...........
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I know it's a bit far-fetched, but my favourite fantasy is as follows...

It's a lovely sunny day... I get up, put on my 'Utterly Bastard Groovy' t-shirt and walk to the shops... Miraculously, the rain holds off... I walk into HMV... There is a huge display at the front of the store with a lifesize cardboard stand-up of Von... the sisters are playing over the store's PA system... I buy the new Sisters CD... I go home, lie down and listen too it... then again... and again...
Oo-er!

I think I need a cold shower.



Oh, and I'd like to **** Patricia Morrisson up the ******* ****. While Terri Nunn watches.
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Black Shuk wrote:There is a huge display at the front of the store with a lifesize cardboard stand-up of Von...
mind you don't trip over it ;) :D :D :D

i'm thinking "stonehenge" at this point ;) :twisted: :innocent:

sorry mr e :kiss: ;D
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:notworthy:

I did try to include a similar joke, but I couldn't think of anything!
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Lol
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Hey Black Planet:- r u a boy or a girl?

I had assumed the name was male.
When was the last time you cut the catwalk caviar?
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Master Margarita wrote:Hey Black Planet:- r u a boy or a girl?

I had assumed the name was male.
WTF! That's classified information!

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I think it has an impact on the likelihood of your fantasy being realised.
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I just have one thing to about the whole sordid affair.....
Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lots of laughing = Sense of humour!!!!!!! :roll:
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Black Planet wrote:
WTF! That's classified information!

BP
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Surely you can't fantasize about the Sisters? Eldritch, bless him, is pug-ugly, as he'd be the first to admit. If, however, you feel you can't help yourself, just stick on Ribbons, chose your character, and off you go.

I suppose you're more likely to get a shag off him than an album...

And anyway, shouldn't all this be under Paint It Black's Girls Aloud topic?

Get the hankies ready,

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Black Shuk wrote:


Oh, and I'd like to **** Patricia Morrisson up the ******* ****. While Terri Nunn watches.
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Im With Shuk on this one... And Im not fussy who watches. :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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