on the 3rd push, the time will be..

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Any news on my namesake?
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Bugger all!!!
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will it help if I jump out from behind things at you? ah no that's the hiccups isn't it...
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I'll Try anything. I want to see your club!!
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Mrs Richey James wrote:I'll Try anything. I want to see your club!!
Hot bath? hot curry? hot sex? brisk walk? fresh pineapple? (but not a whole one or you get mouth ulcers!)
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missus scotty wrote:
Mrs Richey James wrote:I'll Try anything. I want to see your club!!
Hot bath? hot curry? hot sex? brisk walk? fresh pineapple? (but not a whole one or you get mouth ulcers!)
sounds like the perfect date, apart from the walk and the pineapple (unless you real kinky) Come On The Waen!!!
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missus scotty wrote:
Mrs Richey James wrote:I'll Try anything. I want to see your club!!
Hot bath? hot curry? hot sex? brisk walk? fresh pineapple? (but not a whole one or you get mouth ulcers!)

Done, done, done (lots), done, done!

Plus a few others like waving my belly at the full moon and red rasberry leaf tablets!

ALL CRAP!
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Oh well, there goes my birth plan out the window :innocent:
Guess it's back to day time telly and twiddling your thumbs then, if you do find something that works do share :D
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missus scotty wrote:Oh well, there goes my birth plan out the window :innocent:
Guess it's back to day time telly and twiddling your thumbs then, if you do find something that works do share :D
Patience!!

I know. I'm laughing too!!
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Stick some m*****n on Di, it'll be out quicksmart when it hears that racket.

Just a thought. :kiss:
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Planet Dave wrote:Stick some m*****n on Di, it'll be out quicksmart when it hears that racket.

Just a thought. :kiss:
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You wanna slap upside the head?

I hear that helps.
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he's not the pregnant one..

oh, come on di, think of justin...
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Everyone is beginning to sound as fed up with waiting as I am!!
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we want to see its tiny horns and number tattoo
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emilystrange wrote:we want to see its tiny horns and number tattoo
Don't forget the tail.

And I want to buy him his first drum kit. Za toys zat make-a za noise! ;D

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on your head be it..
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:And I want to buy him his first drum kit.
the gift that just keeps on giving
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:And I want to buy him his first drum machine.
Fixed.
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has there been a solar eclipse yet? sky rent in two by a falming comet? plagues of ufos? unexpected supernovae? no? HE isn't here yet then.

keep watching the skies my people. HE will make his arrival known. oh, the howls of his hellhound will also be a helpful indicator for those of you in the local area...
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RicheyJames wrote:howls of his hellhound
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's an awful thing to call his poor mother.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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mh wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:howls of his hellhound
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's an awful thing to call his poor mother.
i'd reconsider that before she sees it. she's tired, irritable and very hormonal...
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i just hope you've got the evidence of all the activity like...

"waving my belly at the full moon"!
it's all about circles and spirals
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RicheyJames wrote:sky rent in two by a falming comet?
I'll let it go this time Ricardo, you are under a lot of stress :lol: :lol: :lol:











fingers crossed all goes well and soon, y'ain't seen me, right?
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James Blast wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:sky rent in two by a falming comet?
I'll let it go this time Ricardo, you are under a lot of stress :lol: :lol: :lol:
you mean you don't know what falming means? do they not have dictionaries in the colonies?
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