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9while9 wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Maisey wrote:Now its impossible to get into the this thread, you bunch of cliquey s**t.

Why can't the lot of you go outside an play a nice long game of hide-and-go-f**k-yourselves?
Try being a bit -ing faster, cnut! Even a double penetrated sea-turtle 'd beat you in a race to find yer own -ing ass!

IZ.
Screw you toilet breath.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
You call that an insult you clusterfucked, shanky-assed, stray dog-humping, panty-slurping, cum-guzzling, puss-nibbling, fudge-packing, donkey-humping, asshole-slurping, sisters-molesting, s**t-gobbling, hemorrhoid-nibbling, wank-brained, c**t-faced fucktard???
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What a load of sorry assed turd w--kery. The planet earth must groan in misery every minute you remain alive on it. I've seen better looking skid marks on my underpants, and everytime I read one of your posts I need to take a shower. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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Nic wrote:
9while9 wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote: Try being a bit -ing faster, cnut! Even a double penetrated sea-turtle 'd beat you in a race to find yer own -ing ass!

IZ.
Screw you toilet breath.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
You call that an insult you clusterfucked, shanky-assed, stray dog-humping, panty-slurping, cum-guzzling, puss-nibbling, fudge-packing, donkey-humping, asshole-slurping, sisters-molesting, s**t-gobbling, hemorrhoid-nibbling, wank-brained, c**t-faced fucktard???
That really hurts coming from a hamster humping, herpes carring, crap faced, E tard, G spittin bitch f**k, ass master petifile with a limp.
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Oh dear, Mr WhineWhileWhine has to read his email software's swear filter for inspiration again.
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mh wrote:Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
... and you sadfuck cant even come up with an original line. Go and play with yourself instead.
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:lol: That's better, I knew this thread would get interesting :lol: :notworthy:
I'm just surprised you did it without me :eek: you shower o' useless, brain dead boring c**t, a lot of fuckin' GOFF oxygen thieving wankers, both fuckin' European and English ( your fitba team's pish BTW ) fuckin' penile warts, I'd rather spend a life time in a sanitary towel disposal bin in the VD clinic than spend another second in here with any of you fuckin' losers, you have no taste in music, films or books, I only spend time at Heartland 'cause I feel sorry for your sad lonely arses and ' cause the tele's so pish these days, I'm just surprised some of you have lasted as long here as most of seem to have as much staying power as a chocolate cock ring in the rest of your empty pathetic so called live.............each and every one of you retards is.....a....COCK!!!!!!!!!
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mh wrote:Oh dear, Mr WhineWhileWhine has to read his email software's swear filter for inspiration again.
I'll have you know that Hamster Humper is NOT in my swear filter.
You jizz stain.......
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9while9 wrote:
mh wrote:Oh dear, Mr WhineWhileWhine has to read his email software's swear filter for inspiration again.
I'll have you know that Hamster Humper is NOT in my swear filter.
You jizz stain.......
More effing jizz in my stain than you'll ever have in those dried walnuts you have the sheer insolence to call your balls. One day I hope to wake up and find that you were just a nasty little nightmare. What bloody cat dragged you in anyway?
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scotty wrote::lol: That's better, I knew this thread would get interesting :lol: :notworthy:
I'm just surprised you did it without me :eek: you shower o' useless, brain dead boring c**t, a lot of fuckin' GOFF oxygen thieving wankers, both fuckin' European and English ( your fitba team's pish BTW ) fuckin' penile warts, I'd rather spend a life time in a sanitary towel disposal bin in the VD clinic than spend another second in here with any of you fuckin' losers, you have no taste in music, films or books, I only spend time at Heartland 'cause I feel sorry for your sad lonely arses and ' cause the tele's so pish these days, I'm just surprised some of you have lasted as long here as most of seem to have as much staying power as a chocolate cock ring in the rest of your empty pathetic so called live.............each and every one of you retards is.....a....COCK!!!!!!!!!
:kiss:
How long did it take your two brain cells smacking together to come up with that litany of tripe? :?:
Ya human toliet brush!
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Listen up you lot of lazy ass bastards who are obviously shirking other responsibilities so you can spew insults while comfortably sitting on your computers growing fatter by the minute - get off your lard arses and do something constructive for a change. (sorry, that's the best I can do.)
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DarkAngel wrote: (sorry, that's the best I can do.)
:roll: Pathetic..............now fuck off.............and take that other thick ignorant yank with you!
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Croatia 2 - 0 England

Ukrain 2 - 0 Scotland

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DarkAngel wrote:Listen up you lot of lazy ass bastards who are obviously shirking other responsibilities so you can spew insults while comfortably sitting on your computers growing fatter by the minute - get off your lard arses and do something constructive for a change. (sorry, that's the best I can do.)
like killing all the arabs f.ex? you needless piece of fanatic drivel-s**t.

P.S. What the f**k? No one was talking to you, you tasteless smorgasbrod.
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mh wrote:
9while9 wrote:
mh wrote:Oh dear, Mr WhineWhileWhine has to read his email software's swear filter for inspiration again.
I'll have you know that Hamster Humper is NOT in my swear filter.
You jizz stain.......
More effing jizz in my stain than you'll ever have in those dried walnuts you have the sheer insolence to call your balls. One day I hope to wake up and find that you were just a nasty little nightmare. What bloody cat dragged you in anyway?
I have more testosterone in my left nut then you have in your entire flaccid carcass, you dried walnut licking s**t stain.
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canon docre wrote:
DarkAngel wrote:Listen up you lot of lazy ass bastards who are obviously shirking other responsibilities so you can spew insults while comfortably sitting on your computers growing fatter by the minute - get off your lard arses and do something constructive for a change. (sorry, that's the best I can do.)
like killing all the arabs f.ex? you needless piece of fanatic drivel-s**t.

P.S. What the f**k? No one was talking to you, you tasteless smorgasbrod.
How dare you, you Monkey Faced dildo with ears!
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9while9 wrote:
scotty wrote::lol: That's better, I knew this thread would get interesting :lol: :notworthy:
I'm just surprised you did it without me :eek: you shower o' useless, brain dead boring c**t, a lot of fuckin' GOFF oxygen thieving wankers, both fuckin' European and English ( your fitba team's pish BTW ) fuckin' penile warts, I'd rather spend a life time in a sanitary towel disposal bin in the VD clinic than spend another second in here with any of you fuckin' losers, you have no taste in music, films or books, I only spend time at Heartland 'cause I feel sorry for your sad lonely arses and ' cause the tele's so pish these days, I'm just surprised some of you have lasted as long here as most of seem to have as much staying power as a chocolate cock ring in the rest of your empty pathetic so called live.............each and every one of you retards is.....a....COCK!!!!!!!!!
:kiss:
How long did it take your two brain cells smacking together to come up with that litany of tripe? :?:
Ya human toliet brush!
What poor c**t have you chained up and tortured into writing your posts for you, some big words in there for a septic to be writing, "speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"
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Nic wrote:Croatia 2 - 0 England

Ukrain 2 - 0 Scotland

:roll:
Republic of Ireland 1 - 1 Czech Republic

Apparently we "pumped high balls into the box". Whatever that means...

Anyway...

If you were a f--king lamppost my f--king dog wouldn't f--king p--s on you. People have been dead listening to your conversation for years, and I bet you haven't even noticed.
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scotty wrote:
9while9 wrote:
scotty wrote::lol: That's better, I knew this thread would get interesting :lol: :notworthy:
I'm just surprised you did it without me :eek: you shower o' useless, brain dead boring c**t, a lot of fuckin' GOFF oxygen thieving wankers, both fuckin' European and English ( your fitba team's pish BTW ) fuckin' penile warts, I'd rather spend a life time in a sanitary towel disposal bin in the VD clinic than spend another second in here with any of you fuckin' losers, you have no taste in music, films or books, I only spend time at Heartland 'cause I feel sorry for your sad lonely arses and ' cause the tele's so pish these days, I'm just surprised some of you have lasted as long here as most of seem to have as much staying power as a chocolate cock ring in the rest of your empty pathetic so called live.............each and every one of you retards is.....a....COCK!!!!!!!!!
:kiss:
How long did it take your two brain cells smacking together to come up with that litany of tripe? :?:
Ya human toliet brush!
What poor c**t have you chained up and tortured into writing your posts for you, some big words in there for a septic to writing.
What ? Sorry I don't speak Tard, you obtuse chihuahua humping ass master.
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mh wrote:
Nic wrote:Croatia 2 - 0 England

Ukrain 2 - 0 Scotland

:roll:
Republic of Ireland 1 - 1 Czech Republic
You fcuking suck, you s**t, donkey-molesting, latex-licking, s**t-munching s**t!!!
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9while9 wrote:
scotty wrote:
9while9 wrote: How long did it take your two brain cells smacking together to come up with that litany of tripe? :?:
Ya human toliet brush!
What poor c**t have you chained up and tortured into writing your posts for you, some big words in there for a septic to be writing.
What ? Sorry I don't speak Tard, you obtuse chihuahua humping ass master.
I'm sorry, you'll have to stand up when you're talking so I can hear you clearer.................I don't expect you to get the humor in that.

"you went to a progressive psychiatrist.............he recommended suicide"
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MadameButterfly wrote:^^^ says he who crawled out the bottom of an abortion bin.

Oh, the resident lush/addict has taken a moment away from
selling her skanky arse to vagrants for a high, to spew her usual drivel in my direction..... Ya Douche La Bag
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@ 9w9. What the hell do we need to do to get rid of you and your masochistic little slut you persistent arse-wart ?

@MB. :roll: Who ever asked you for your opinion, you waste of air?
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canon docre wrote:@ 9w9. What the hell do we need to do to get rid of you and your masochistic little slut you persistent arse-wart ?

@MB. :roll: Who ever asked you for your opinion, you waste of air?
Ouch, ya kraut slurping hermaphrodite.
That smarts.... :lol:
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