NEW RULES:
One thread per day only. Put the date in the title of the thread.
If there's already a thread for today started, post there.
If there isn't, then you get to start your very own thread.
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You're welcome.
New rules for Joke of the Day
- Izzy HaveMercy
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Oops. Forgot that. Sorry. Won't happen again. Indeed.
HEY!!! This is not the 'Valentine'-thread at all!
HEY!!! This is not the 'Valentine'-thread at all!
- dead stars
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Gosh! I never read a thread if the title is not exciting!
xx-x-xx is not exciting, Quiffy! Can we at least add "xx-x-xx very nice joke"? Otherwise...
xx-x-xx is not exciting, Quiffy! Can we at least add "xx-x-xx very nice joke"? Otherwise...
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indeed you may...dead inside wrote:Gosh! I never read a thread if the title is not exciting!
xx-x-xx is not exciting, Quiffy! Can we at least add "xx-x-xx very nice joke"? Otherwise...
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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How about this one....
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
I don't agree to the rules of "The Joke of the Day".
I am 6 hours behind you, by the time I start my day, you are almost having dinner.
Can exceptions be made?
Of course, this is a joke.
Regards.
Luis from Mexico
I am 6 hours behind you, by the time I start my day, you are almost having dinner.
Can exceptions be made?
Of course, this is a joke.
Regards.
Luis from Mexico
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lumano from Mexico
lumano from Mexico
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Luis, you witty Fuderrro
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Being 5 hours behind most of the masses, I've found a way of getting around this is - post your joke at 7pm your time. That way most of Albion is safely tucked up in their little beds, you've got your joke in first, and by the time the rest of the HLers are busy venting their spleen at the fact that you got in there first, and that you told the joke about the 3 rabbis and a sheep in a vat of Swarfega, you're safely asleep and therefore immune to the tirade of fuddery that will doubtless ensurelumano wrote:I don't agree to the rules of "The Joke of the Day".
I am 6 hours behind you, by the time I start my day, you are almost having dinner.
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EvilBastard wrote:Being 5 hours behind most of the masses, I've found a way of getting around this is - post your joke at 7pm your time. That way most of Albion is safely tucked up in their little beds, you've got your joke in first, and by the time the rest of the HLers are busy venting their spleen at the fact that you got in there first, and that you told the joke about the 3 rabbis and a sheep in a vat of Swarfega, you're safely asleep and therefore immune to the tirade of fuddery that will doubtless ensurelumano wrote:I don't agree to the rules of "The Joke of the Day".
I am 6 hours behind you, by the time I start my day, you are almost having dinner.
I can now safely admit, that I committed the crime of pre-posting a joke once or twice already. It is just so annoying if you have a good joke lined up and you have to wait one day more.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.