does it involve the Yorkshire Dales and livestock?RicheyJames wrote:you mean you don't know what falming means? do they not have dictionaries in the colonies?James Blast wrote:I'll let it go this time Ricardo, you are under a lot of stressRicheyJames wrote:sky rent in two by a falming comet?
on the 3rd push, the time will be..
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it's nearly 48 hours since we heard! PUSH, diana...
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Ah, so SHE created all the fuss about Korea!emilystrange wrote:it's nearly 48 hours since we heard! PUSH, diana...
(*frak*)
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Ah, so SHE created all the fuss about Korea!emilystrange wrote:it's nearly 48 hours since we heard! PUSH, diana...
(*frak*)
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well, any news yet?
the skies are darkening over....
the skies are darkening over....
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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any other signs?
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i'll go check.
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I believe they're called "omens"?emilystrange wrote:any other signs?
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No. Still f**king s**t arsing well pregnant
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damnit! *mental reminder to put out the fire for the water*
try eating spaghetti although don't use normal mince but that soya stuff that the vegetarian's use....
try eating spaghetti although don't use normal mince but that soya stuff that the vegetarian's use....
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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she wants to give birth, not poo! wrong process!
though it may not feel like it
can't richey speak to it?
though it may not feel like it
can't richey speak to it?
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Haven't you been induced yet? Can't remember what they put in that stuff, but when Mand got a sh1tload of the stuff it worked wonders, half an hour an a bit of a squeeze later Ethan flew out like sh1t off a stick. Marvellous, if slightly messy.
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..and that Ladies and Gentlemen is the beauty of childbirth..Planet Dave wrote:Haven't you been induced yet? Can't remember what they put in that stuff, but when Mand got a sh1tload of the stuff it worked wonders, half an hour an a bit of a squeeze later Ethan flew out like sh1t off a stick. Marvellous, if slightly messy.
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The things you miss. Luck, guys.
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lie back (or Laibach), take the drugs then let them slice you open
nice scar and a wean
Game over!
nice scar and a wean
Game over!
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Haven't even got my appoinment to be given an induction day until the 19th! And I'd rather not be induced, It hurts far more than natual child birth.Planet Dave wrote:Haven't you been induced yet? Can't remember what they put in that stuff, but when Mand got a sh1tload of the stuff it worked wonders, half an hour an a bit of a squeeze later Ethan flew out like sh1t off a stick. Marvellous, if slightly messy.
Next time (if there ever is a next time) I'll be going for the sunroof option.
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<SLAP>mh wrote:So no Friday the 13th then. It'll have to be Halloween now.
Do you know how long that is away?
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just for once, i'd advocate NOT crossing your legs like a lady
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last time I was in hospital getting my nads adjusted, I was given a spinal which I've been told is worse than an epidural, so I'm harder than you Diana!Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Haven't even got my appoinment to be given an induction day until the 19th! And I'd rather not be induced, It hurts far more than natual child birth.
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interesting use of wordsJames Blast wrote:nads adjusted... harder than you:twisted:
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you really don't wann ken ems
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How do you work that out JOHN? When having my other two kids, I didn't have so much as a paracetamol.James Blast wrote:last time I was in hospital getting my nads adjusted, I was given a spinal which I've been told is worse than an epidural, so I'm harder than you Diana!Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Haven't even got my appoinment to be given an induction day until the 19th! And I'd rather not be induced, It hurts far more than natual child birth.
So I'm harder than you
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John can't give birth, and you should be abed Mum!Mrs RicheyJames wrote:How do you work that out JOHN?
and relax.....
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