Vanity gone daft!!!!

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Tara Reid had plastic surgery to sort out her lop sided chesticles, apparently it went wrong, as did her Liposuction :roll: , now, I feel a bit sorry for her, not a lot, but a little, but it's the Headline that got me laughing :eek: :lol: , how vain can someone be :lol: :lol:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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i wonder, who is more pathetic...her, or ppl who focus their attention on her. Seems to me the suckers are those writing and reading about her afflicted life.

People like her are not the cause to the problems in our society, rather they are the victims. They suffer exactly from ppl like you, dear scotty.

Disclaimer: By no means do i suggest that i'd have sympathy for either side.
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itnAklipse wrote:i wonder, who is more pathetic...her, or ppl who focus their attention on her. Seems to me the suckers are those writing and reading about her afflicted life.

People like her are not the cause to the problems in our society, rather they are the victims. They suffer exactly from ppl like you, dear scotty.

Disclaimer: By no means do i suggest that i'd have sympathy for either side.
Yes, I see your point.......the one about someone living in the Highlands of Scotland inflicting suffering on a Celebrity that lives on the other side of the World by poking a bit of fun her way regarding her Narcissistic comments on a Forum about a 80's Goff Band :roll:, yep, I and my kind must really upset her far more than the Paparazzi that follow her 24-7 and people that stalk her and the other Hollywood Celeb's, yep, I apologise for my rediculasly out of order behaviour......as you were.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Tara Reid - giving gyroscopes a lesson in how to be self-centred.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Who or what is a Tara Reid? Is she the sister of England's wicketkeeper or something equally important?
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The pictures from after the operation are quite horrendous. :innocent:
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nick the stripper wrote:The pictures from after the operation are quite horrendous. :innocent:
:lol: :notworthy: Aye caramba, thought I was back in Bloemenstraat (or something like that anyroad) for a minute then. :eek: :eek: :lol:
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nick the stripper wrote:The pictures from after the operation are quite horrendous. :innocent:
FU-ckin' 'ell... I was informed of this ahem, "transformation" by that ginger singin' Geordie chap, when he spied the T.O.P.Y. badge on my bag, but I thought he was winding me up! :eek:
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boudicca wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:The pictures from after the operation are quite horrendous. :innocent:
FU-ckin' 'ell... I was informed of this ahem, "transformation" by that ginger singin' Geordie chap, when he spied the T.O.P.Y. badge on my bag, but I thought he was winding me up! :eek:
oh no, and you don't want to know about the, harrumph, genital "piercings". :urff:

Here's old P-Orridge discussing the philosophy behind his transformation: youtube clicky.
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Planet Dave wrote:Who or what is a Tara Reid? Is she the sister of England's wicketkeeper or something equally important?
Wot 'e sayed, without the cricket (zzzzzzzz) bit ;D
nick the stripper wrote:The pictures from after the operation are quite horrendous. :innocent:
I have never found that Megson chappie to have any redeeming qualities whatsoever... till now :eek: :eek:
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nick the stripper wrote:Here's old P-Orridge discussing the philosophy behind his transformation: youtube clicky.
Hmmm. Wasn't overly impressed by him there.
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boudicca wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:Here's old P-Orridge discussing the philosophy behind his transformation: youtube clicky.
Hmmm. Wasn't overly impressed by him there.
That Porridge chap is a few sandwiches short of a picnic... :urff:
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scotty wrote:
itnAklipse wrote:i wonder, who is more pathetic...her, or ppl who focus their attention on her. Seems to me the suckers are those writing and reading about her afflicted life.

People like her are not the cause to the problems in our society, rather they are the victims. They suffer exactly from ppl like you, dear scotty.

Disclaimer: By no means do i suggest that i'd have sympathy for either side.
Yes, I see your point.......the one about someone living in the Highlands of Scotland inflicting suffering on a Celebrity that lives on the other side of the World by poking a bit of fun her way regarding her Narcissistic comments on a Forum about a 80's Goff Band :roll:, yep, I and my kind must really upset her far more than the Paparazzi that follow her 24-7 and people that stalk her and the other Hollywood Celeb's, yep, I apologise for my rediculasly out of order behaviour......as you were.
BAD Scotty, Bad, Bad Scotty. Now you see Scotty what you've done....
You're obsession has located itself in in the opposing chestical area of the
fore mentioned breasty, causing an imbalance in.... :D



Oh, who am I kidding :roll: itnAklipse is an arse........ :lol:
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celebsession sux
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bushman*pm wrote:celebsession sux
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I quite agree. I think!
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