Involuntary fatherhood for British men?

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James Blast wrote:You really are a total menace.
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boudicca wrote:Casting my ballot as we speak...
I misread "ballot" as "ballet" and thought "What's she on about?" :lol:
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nick the stripper wrote:I misread "ballot" as "ballet" and thought "What's she on about?" :lol:
You wouldn't be the first to ask that question and I'm sure you won't be the last :lol:
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Will British women married to infertile men be forced to leave the country to get pregnant??
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DarkAngel wrote:Will British women married to infertile men be forced to leave the country to get pregnant??
Will British men married to infertile women be forced to suffer the indignity of the media spotlight while their wives go off to Malawi and steal some poor bugger's kid away from him?
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boudicca wrote:Will it never END?
doesn't look like it
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boudicca wrote:Casting my ballot as we speak...
fixed spool or multiplier?
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nick the stripper wrote:The mobs got the wrong end of the stick when the godfather said Cindy was sleeping with the fishes...
surely the codfather







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Personally, I always thought having children was a priviledge - not a right.
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Debaser wrote:Personally, I always thought having children was a priviledge - not a right.
As Billy Connolly once said "You need a licence to own a dog but any f**ker can have a kid."

Sad but true :cry:
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Debaser wrote:Personally, I always thought having children was a priviledge - not a right.
Indeed!....... :notworthy:
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Who is that? :?:
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what's more alarming is the involuntary motherhood forced upon millions of women when they undertake a relationship with a male.
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emilystrange wrote:what's more alarming is the involuntary motherhood forced upon millions of women when they undertake a relationship with a male.
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9while9 wrote:Who is that? :?:
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emilystrange wrote:what's more alarming is the involuntary motherhood forced upon millions of women when they undertake a relationship with a male.
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