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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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scotty
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Just spoke to my best Mate of 31 years standing, Jim and his Wife have Two kids, Jamie & Beth who I love like they were my own, Jim said.......

"I've got some bad news about Jamie", obvoiusly concerned, I hesitatingly asked, "what?",
"We were at the Caravan at the weekend and, the kids were just being kids when Jamie





















































said, "Dad, I want to be a HIBS supporter" :eek: :eek: :cry: :cry:

I cannot begin to describe my gut wrenching disappointment :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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I have to say, I was pretty sure the words "Hearts" or "Hibbs", or some bastardization thereof, would be in this thread. :lol:
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Keith, ya f*ckin' tw@t---had me going there!
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scotty wrote:Just spoke to my best Mate of 31 years standing, Jim and his Wife have Two kids, Jamie & Beth who I love like they were my own, Jim said.......

"I've got some bad news about Jamie", obvoiusly concerned, I hesitatingly asked, "what?",
"We were at the Caravan at the weekend and, the kids were just being kids when Jamie





















































said, "Dad, I want to be a HIBS supporter" :eek: :eek: :cry: :cry:

I cannot begin to describe my gut wrenching disappointment :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Just wait 'til little Scotty/Magrit grows up, and is old enough to go to the fitba! :wink: :twisted:
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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weebleswobble wrote:Keith, ya f*ckin' tw@t---had me going there!

Ditto
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children are apparently meant to be a disappointment, it's in their contract
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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